Trolladox

A Trolladox is a special paradox when two people sign on to a random chat site with the purpose of trolling and they are brought together in a chat session.The ensuing one-upsmanship of the competing trolls causes the ridiculous nature of what is being written to exponentially increase. This leads to thoughts of a such a ludicrous nature that it causes a paradoxical loop in the time field that keeps increasing as the chat continues the end result being the fabric of reality unfolds.

Stranger: IT'S A TRAP!
You: Oh my, we've arrived at the Battle of Endor, I don't believe it it's Admiral Ackbar! I'm the Doctor by the way.
Stranger: Doctor, how can our cruisers repel firepower of that magnitude?
You: Yeah, about that, maybe you should attack those Star Destroyers at point blank range.
Stranger: At that range we won't last long against those Star Destroyers.
You: C'MON Ackbar you big fishy you, ALONS-Y!

(Friend yells: QUICK TURN OFF THE ROUTER BEFORE HE CAUSES A TROLLADOX)

by jdb4402 November 26, 2010

Boner Troller

1. A woman who looks so sexy from the back you have to jazz hands. But her front is not okay. She effectively gives you a boner from behind but puts in down in the front.

2. A lady who leads you on making you think you're going to get your groove on with her. Only to deny you. Again trolling your boner.

1. Oh damn, that girls ass is amazing. What's up fro- Oh shit man. It's scary. Damn she was a boner troller.

2. God bro I was gonna get it in tonight but Annie totally didn't want it to happen. Damn Boner Troller.

by PussyMcDickFuckYourAss April 8, 2013

Trollacter

A portmanteau of "Troll" and "Character" known to frequent Reddit, other social networking sites and message boards. They meet the definition of "troll" in that they usually post off topic or inane comments, but they do it with a theme relating back to their user name, thus the "character". As with all human endeavors, there exist hilarious trollacters, and subpar trollacters.

"911_was_an_inside_job is such a trollacter. All his posts seem to relate back to how 911 was an inside job, and we are all sheeple."

"YoMama was a great trollacter, throwing out a Yo Mama joke about every article"

by Crowed December 13, 2007

TrollBread

A civilization in which past trolls turn to bread from trolling so much.

Troll: Trololololololololololololol

Guest 1: STOP - runs away crying-

Troll: Trololololololololololololol

Guest 2: NOOOOOOOO -dies-

Troll: Trololololol-

Guest 3: Damn girl, if you troll any more you gonna turn to TrollBread

Troll: .... Trololololololololololol

2 seconds later

Troll: -turns to trollbread-

Guest 3: WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?

by Eqilex August 26, 2012

Trollarch

A "company" started by YouTuber MinnesotaBurns created for the purpose of trolling hackers, children, and ragers on Xbox Live, in particular, on Call of Duty. While trolling, he will claim to be the CEO of Trollarch as Jon Trollsten. Usually, he will inform the player (who is usually a hacker who is no older than 16) that they will be banned unless they follow Jon's commands (which may include requesting a parent). After this, all hell breaks loose. "Jon" will usually infuriate the player or player's parent(s) by giving them false telephone numbers such as 1-800-thisisnotreal, make controversial statements such as asking them on a date even though they may be married, or simply call the hacker names such as "douchebag" or "pathetic shitbag" to piss them off. Ragers are usually trolled in 1 v 1 matches by having their asses kicked followed by an insult from MinnesotaBurns to get them really mad. Since its creation, Trollarch's "staff" (MinnesotaBurns' subscribers) has reached over 265,000 people. Trollarch staff may also take part in the trolling by mimicking MinnesotaBurns' strategies in trolling and posting their results on YouTube for the lulz. Trollarch has also helped to create catchphrases from MinnesotaBurns including the most famous, "The chicken is burning." Trollarch has helped to shine a light on the good side of trolling: pissing off and helping to ban hackers and annoying raging kids from Xbox Live.

"Hey dude, are you part of Trollarch staff?"
"Yeah, why?"
"Wanna do some trolling on COD?"
"Not now, man. The chicken is burning."

by thosearemycookies August 4, 2012

Trollgramming

The practice of solving computer science problems by not creating an algorithm, but rather some form of approximation or random number generator.

Person:"I only got 1/5 CS questions right..."
You:"I divided by 3 for all of them and got 3/5 right!!!!!1!1!! Trollgramming 4 teh winz lol"
Person:"FUUUUUUUU-"

by A Flying Walrus December 15, 2010

trollware

Software that seems to troll you because of its bad development. Constantly crashing, lagging, not responding, jittery movements, incorrect behaviors. These symptoms can become as taxing to the user as a forum troll or a troll living under a bridge forcing you to pay to cross the bridge.

This trollware is killing me, why the hell does Lync keep crashing? I can't screen share without crashing, I can't IM without "Not Responding". I am surprised Microsoft is still releasing trollware this bad!

by lookitstony September 13, 2013