Forest Park Trojans 

The best football team in Upper Michigan, making frequent trips to the MHSAA state championship.

- Have you heard about the Forest Park Trojans?

- Yeah! Those guys always go to the state championship.

Forest Park Trojans by Madigan Moore May 28, 2009

Trojan Tusk 

A big meaty cock

Wow that a massive Trojan tusk in his pants

Trojan Tusk by Muckyfingers82 July 31, 2021

Trojan Horse Disbursement 

The act of giving bad or false information to a third party that is close to the primary party in order to gain better positioning.

George's Trojan Horse Disbursement to Shannon, which was communicated to Russell, her friends opposing attorney, gave George an advantage since Russell used this false data that ended up very disadvantageous to his case against George.

Trojan Horse Disbursement by Stathara February 25, 2011

trojan rocket 

A used condom blown up like a balloon and let go.

"That trojan rocket really messed up my Nirvana poster."

trojan rocket by skidmark May 15, 2005

Trojan Gay 

When a guy pretends to be gay to get close to a girl/multiple girls. To be in proximity of girls when they change or are naked.

That kid Matt is pretending to be gay so girls feel safe around him, he’s totally a Trojan gay!

Trojan Gay by Bobbylewis April 26, 2019

trojan rabbit 

A giant wooden rabbit featured in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. After the scene in which the French soldier taunts King Arthur and his knights at the French castle, Arthur has his men, on the advice of Sir Bedevere, build the Trojan Rabbit in order to storm the castle in the manner that the Greeks did during the Trojan War. However, the knights mess up the plan by not having anyone hide inside the rabbit. After the French soldiers take the rabbit into their castle, Sir Bedevere reveals the plan to King Arthur and everyone else and they realize that they messed it up. The French soldiers then catapult the wooden rabbit out of the fortress and it lands one of the pages.

-King Arthur: What happens now?
-Sir Bedevere: Well, now, uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I, uh, wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French, uh, by surprise. Not only by surprise, but totally unarmed!
-Arthur: Who leaps out?
-Bedevere: U-- u-- uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I. Uh, leap out of the rabbit, uh, and uh...
-Arthur: Ohh... (he and Lancelot slowly put their hands to their heads at the realization that they messed up)
-Bedevere: Oh. Um, l-- look, i-- i-- if we built this large wooden badger--
(twang of a catapult is heard from the French castle and the Trojan Rabbit comes flying towards where the knights are hiding)
-Arthur: Run away!
-Other knights: Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away!
(Trojan Rabbit lands on one of the pages)

trojan rabbit by Bob Smith, Etc. June 15, 2009

Trojankiller 

Thanks for this. I've done my job really well if you're this pissed off. I posted those definitions back in December because most of the definitions for UCLA consisted of insulting bullshit posted by USC students. A lot of those old definitions have been taken off of the site, but some are still there. It's nothing personal. But if you bash my school, then there's no way that I'm not going to bash yours.

And what did I post in my definitions? I posted proof that UCLA is better than USC. US News rankings, London Times Rankings, total NCAA championships...none of that is made up. You can look it up for yourself. Maybe the truth is too much for you.

As for not having a life, I posted those definitions back in December and I hardly use this site. Meanwhile, you're also using the site to post definitions. Pot, kettle, black.

As for the anti-USC definitions, a lot of them come from South Carolina students. They're not all Bruins. Maybe you just have to come to grips with the fact that a lot of people, even non-UCLA people, hate the University of Southern California.

The Trojan Killer has a fan. Thanks for your devotion.

Trojankiller by Trojankiller April 23, 2005