Triet

The perfect human being.

Triet's kinda awesome.

by petr_cech_723 September 25, 2018

Thrift Wiff

The smell you smell as you enter a thrift store.

As I walked into the Goodwill I definitely got a thrift wiff.

Smell may come from: Old shoes, old clothes, used books, etc., all enclosed together in the same building.

by natal33to June 3, 2009

Trashy Trifecta

When a male sticks their hands in their ass then next to their balls then in their belly button. This then becomes a weapon of mass destruction. Addiction may arise.

My friend chased me with the Traashy Trifecta and it stunk.
The sweet smell of the trashy trifecta filled the room.

by Nickthewitelickysticky May 19, 2022

thrift threat

A thrift threat is a noticeably trendy/indie individual in a thrift store, whom you know will take all the good clothes before you.

Did you see the guy wearing that cool vintage jacket in the thrift store? total thrift threat.

by nihilisticcriminal March 16, 2023

thrift rock

Musical genre defined by bands whose members strive to look poor (i.e. all their clothes purchased from local thrift store). Style is often accompanied by music with horns and an evident Sufjan Stevens inspiration.

Yo, did you see that thrift rock band at the bar the other night? I thought those guys lived on the sidewalk in front of my house. Turns out their from Fairfax County.

by jSams January 11, 2008

TMIFT

Too Much Information For Twitter.

The heinous but common act of publishing not just mundane spam on twitter, but actual personal information none of us want to know.

Girl (via Twitter) ~ "I have a gorgeous new zit that stands solo on my forehead and grows by the hour!! Yesssssssss!!!!"

Friend (via text) ~ "Girl, TMIFT."

Girl (via text) ~ "Hhahhaha, so . . . not funny?"

by M-daddy May 25, 2009

TIFT

TIFT (Take It From Them) - TIFT is an epic move where a bunch of smoothed brained apes federized the Comex (CME Group) and took all their silver. These OUT OF THE VAULT shouting silverbacks of Reddit WallStreetSilver pulled a capitalism and drained the corrupt bullion banks of all the shiny. It was the only real money they had. Apes did this relentlessly. u/3rdWorldTrillionaire inspired the silverbacks to use the term TIFT (coined by u/troy-ounce-31-103476). Talking trash as they drained the swamp the apes would say "Keep bleeding ounces you bankrupt M'fukkerz !" and "TIFT!"

It should be noted that the Reddit User 3rdWorldTrillioniare is not the same as the ZeroHedge user under that very pseudonym.

1) Ape1: "Comex has shiny!" Ape2 : "TIFT"

2) Those evil and corrupt banksters have the money. TIFT! Keep bleeding ounces you bankrupt M'fukkerz !

3) A non-ape has shiny. TIFT!

by PlataMuerta September 21, 2022