Trimtard

In aviation maintenance, a trimtard is a mechanic that is tasked to put together the interior portions of an aircraft, thought to be brain numbing work, ie: passenger seats, carpet, window shades, ceiling panels, side panels. (Trim is the generic word for the interior furnishings of an aircraft...)

Lead Mech: Where's the trimtard?? The spark chaser needs these stupid ceiling panels removed to get to the wire bundle to run this wire in...

Spark chaser: He's over there putting the PAX seats in...

Lead Mech: Trimtard!!!!! Help this cone head remove these ceiling panels.

Trimtard: ok, lemme just finish these last 30 seats...

Spark chaser: I'll fucking do it..... It'll be quicker if I just fucking do it!!!

by Flyby1000 December 19, 2010

free trialtard

Someone who is such a tard, they think that a free trial costs money.

I tried giving Jeff a free 2 week discord nitro trial, but the free trialtard bitched about the cost and xozaku'd my present.

by MikeTheIncel May 20, 2023

profile trickture

when an average looking boy/girl has a face profile picture with an exceptionally hot freind, leading everyone to believe that they are that hot freind.

guy 1: I added that girl on facebook last night - turned out she had a profile trickture.

guy 2: I hate profile tricktures!

by toastfacelover March 19, 2010

Tritard

One who has achieved a level of stupidity three times higher then tardism

Jonny has ascended to the level of Tritard for being THAT stupid...

by The_Nemesis August 14, 2007

TikTard

A TikTard is someone who has an obsession with making Tik Toks. If you have 50+ posts on Tik Tok, congratulations, you're a TikTard. If you say you only make Tik Toks "for the memes", but you have more than 50 Tik Toks, you're still a TikTard.

Oh, that weirdo, John has 300 posts on Tik Tok, and posts new ones every day! You can say he's a major TikTard!

by follow @newtered on instagram April 2, 2019

tickturd

When some men takes a dump a small portion of the excretion is hung up in the rectum when the external sphincter ani muscles pinch off the delivery. It will remain there no matter how much pushing or wiping is done. It will only be dislodged and delivered through the rectum after a few good farts. A tickturd is the source of most skid marks in a mans underware.

Honey, its those damn tickturds that leave the skid marks!

by Jumpin' Jim October 28, 2013

ricktard

One who is exceedingly lame and most often too lame to be called stupid.

"Wow, he said that? What a ricktard."

"Guys stink; they're all a bunch of ricktards."

by Sarah Maree April 12, 2006