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Thinkology

Literally, the science of your thought. The path that a person might take to reach a conclusion through thinking and/or reasoning. A path of reasoning.
"Hubert, just exactly what was your thinkology before running up $17,234.99 worth of 1-900 phone sex calls on your mommy's Visa?"
by ab5sr September 27, 2009
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tricknology

1. A conspiracy to commit fraud on the masses by introducing ideas not based on scientific fact or substance.
2. Professing to use technology that does not really exist.
3. A word used by conspiracy theorist who have trouble grasping the concepts of new technologies and ideas.
4. Often mistaken for fakenology.
A conspiracy theorist tried hard to convince me that the Lunar landings were all tricknology.

Religious zealots believe dinosaurs, evolution, and the big bang are all tricknology.

That OJ DNA evidence was all tricknology.
by Ron0495 October 27, 2007
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trichology

Trichology is the branch of medicine that deals with the scientific study of the health of hair and scalp.
People who say they are 'trichologists' are not real doctors, although once qualified properly, they can determine how old the person is, body mass and race from a single hair. People in forensics are usually trained within this field.
The Trichology student examined the hair and figured out that the hair belonged to a 81 year old, 400lb African American who used Pantene Pro-V
by DJ Fragglepuss May 1, 2007
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Ticknology

When technical things suck up your time, have bugs, or are draining you dry.
Computer ticknology can leave you tired and angry.

Bob spent all day working on the ticknology but got nowhere.
by GerryWaz June 28, 2010
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tribology

The study of how to become a sex god, focusing on friction and lubrication.
I'm seeking a degree in tribology, if you know what I mean. *winks*
by Oliver Wendell Jones May 31, 2016
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Trichologically Challenged

Trichology is a branch of dermatology that understands the dynamics of hair growth, scalp related problems, hair loss and male pattern balding.

Based on this, the phrase trichologically challenged is a reference to male pattern balding or men who are losing hair.
Science has still not been able to explain why the men in my family are trichologically challenged.

Male pattern balding leaves many a handsome man trichologically challenged.

Rogaine, a boon for the trichologically challenged.
by shrubrulee February 7, 2018
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Thiccology

The worship of thiccness and thicc people
Thicc women are divine, bro. Thiccology is the way.

Thicc women make me believe in Thiccology.

Loving Himbos is just Thiccology for women.
by MalSmallz October 16, 2022
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