Norwegian Tree Trunk

An extremely large and thick penis where the veins are popping out and everything. It ranges from anywhere between 1 and 2 feet. It is usually darker brown then the normal penis and is around 2-3 inches wide. Hurts like hell when having sex with someone who has one.

Guy #1 "Hey dude, what happened to that girl you scored last night?"
Guy #2 "Oh, we never did it."
Guy #1 "Why?"
Guy #2 "Oh, i have a Norwegian Tree Trunk and it wouldn't fit..."

by FantabulousOvalMan February 24, 2012

tree trunk

A fatass thigh.(Commonly Associated with Cankles)

Damn! Look at those girls legs. Them some tree-trunks!

by Mr.Finger December 1, 2003

The tree trunk maneuver

The art of fitting a whole tree stump up your ass. Not intended for beginners. Branches are cut off and used for jousting in battle, while screaming, “I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees.”

“Did you pull the tree trunk maneuver on Jenny?”
“Yeah, but she got scared and shit herself.”

by Kanye motherfucking west April 5, 2021

Tree trunk legs

A females legs that rub togather when they walk or sit or whatever. they arnt nessarly fat

man, i just got another hole in my pants from my tree trunk legs!

by heather17 February 1, 2007

Tree trunk legs

A female who on first glance doesn't look overweight but has some fatty legs.

Damn, look at that bitch over there, she has a pair of tree trunk legs.

by Jim December 12, 2004

Tree Trunk Pussy

A woman who has a callous brown ring around her vagina

from over use as a result of being a whore for many years

i cant believe that bryce braves that tree trunk pussy named chelsee night after night.
NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by wangernozzle February 12, 2010

Tree Trunking

Term used when a man with a huge penis rags a women hard.

Joey- Did you bed Kelly last nite
Pete- Yeah man i gave the biggest tree trunking you have ever seen. In the face!

by Joel Rice March 23, 2006