reasonable squeeze

A professional ultimate frisbee team, consisting only of homosexual members.

Hey man, have you heard of reasonable squeeze? We should join.

by jabooty slayer March 19, 2022

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Most Reasonable

When you done downing your drink in your left hand (buffalo rules), preferably a Rumbler (>= 5% beer and a tot of dark rum >40%), you state in your best Scottish accent ..."That was Most Reasonable".

After I smashed my drink in my face I looked at my mates and said, "that was most reasonable"

by DyliB February 8, 2022

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Outside legal framework it's similar to saying 'I'm either certain or as close to certain as possible'

-inside legal framework, it's a frame of mind, the universal standard of proof used to decide if a defendant is guilty or not. To find a defendant guilty a juror or judge must reach a frame of mind that leaves them with no doubt or at least almost no doubt that a defendant is guilty as charged. Therefore, beyond a reasonable doubt. Information that leads factfinders to this mind frame must be directly related to particular case, not from outlying information unrelated to case in question, usually arising from attempts to tar/slime the defendant.

I think it's beyond a reasonable doubt that roller discos will eventually make a comeback..

by em_see_dbl_oh April 12, 2023

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Reasonable price

The lowest possible price someone can pay. Usually only accounts for materials, not labor.

"I'm looking for a taco caterer for 200 guests who will provide all food, plates, napkins, utensils, drinks and will cook on site who charges a reasonable price"

"I can cater your party for $2,000"

"$2,000 is a reasonable price? I can buy all the food and cook it myself for about $300. I will offer you that much and not a dollar more"

by Professional Asshole July 1, 2018

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