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-the condition that occurs when a person, usually female, views old photographs and asks themself "What the hell was I wearing???"
Honey, I just looked at the picture of me from senior prom in my high school yearbook...i have post-traumatic dress disorder!
by jakester42 July 13, 2011
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post traumatic shart disorder (PTSD)

The mental trauma caused to an individual by forcing out a fierce fart, only to discover that they just shit themselves. Symptoms usually include continuous fear a fart will result in a set of soiled skivvies, which results in bare-assing your jeans the rest of the day, and throwing your poopy undies in the trash - hoping nobody saw.
Ever since "the incident", I have post traumatic shart disorder (PTSD). Farting will never be the same.
by Chawncey July 24, 2014
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Post-traumatic stress boner

Commonly abbreviated PTSB. An erection or extreme sexual arousal following a psychologically traumatizing event.
After torturing detainees in Guantamo, Jim came home with a raging post-traumatic stress boner for Sally.

Jack: Is it strange that, after seeing my parents naked, I got a raging PTSB?
Sue: Yes it is, Jack. You should see a psychiatrist that specializes in PTSB.
by Sam and Zane October 16, 2012
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Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder

PTSD, A disorder in which a person sees and takes too much dick in their lives, causing major trauma when they see anything or anyone that looks like a penis.
Guy 1: Yo why does she have a fear of the sausages in the deli?
Guy 2: I think she has Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder
by ThatDude11111 May 15, 2016
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tramtastic

A word introduced by Universal Studios and Jimmy Fallon that is a combination word of the two words "tram" being the vehicles used to transport people on the Studio Tours Ride in the Universal Studios amusement parks and the word "fantastic"
" Have a TRAMTASTIC day!
Have a TRAMTASTIC night!

Just watch your step

As you exit the tram

And everything will be alright!"
by idgaf_andstuff August 5, 2014
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traumatized blueberry

an extremely traumatized blueberry, most likely because you ate it's family
yooo, i found a traumatized blueberry in my fruit salad
by broooicantseemyselfinthemirror December 17, 2019
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post traumatic school syndrome

The sinking feeling you get on the last day of summer vacation.
"Hey man you look tired."

"Ya I couldn't fall asleep last night due to post traumatic school syndrome."
by ~CS October 16, 2008
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