Trapdoor Link

A hyper-link that is claimed to be something that it isn't.

Say someone posts a link, and that link, the word "kangaroos", but the link actually takes you to a site about penguins. It's just link being Rick Rolled, except in a link, and can be much worse.

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Haganashi93845whatever at 21:32:08
Take a look at these cute puppies (link in the word puppies takes you to 2 girs 1 cup flash video)

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shimohiatu9847389whatever at 21:55:42
EEEEEEEEEEEW WHY DID YOU MAKE ME LOOK AT THAT!?!?!? ASS HOLE.

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IAMTECHNOVIKING at 23:23:23
Technoviking is please with your Trapdoor Link.

by Traumahawk DSO February 10, 2010

Trapdoor mama

Synonym of Chateau Marmont (According to FINNEAS)

Likes to watch me in the glass room
Bathroom, TRAPDOOR MAMA

Off To The Races - Lana del rey

by Jochevv January 1, 2025

Tuscan Trapdoor

During intercourse (usually during doggy style) the man accidentally or intentionally slips his penis into the women’s asshole.

“How was your date last night?”

“Well last night was great until that bastard tried give me the Tuscan Trapdoor and I threw his ass out. So anyways I’m not constipated anymore.”

by Alibaster Slim August 3, 2012

Back Door Trap Door

When with a woman the male forcefully conducts at least three hours worth of anal, he does this by trapping her when she least expects it and then procedes to enter the back door (HARD anal). If the woman is able to walk the next day then the males technique is incorrect.

"Hey connor whats wrong with your mom"?

"Oh Tim just gave her the Back Door Trap Door last night, this morning has been rough for her".

by sgtFATNUTS February 22, 2013

moroccan trap door

When one has enough control of their sphincter to open a pop top bottle.

Hey Matt, can you use your Moroccan trap door to open this beer?

by cock_sultan666 March 7, 2016

Back Door Trap Door

When your friend gets married and you never see him anymore because his wife keeps him in an unseen basement.

"Hey have you heard from Andrew lately?"
"No, Karen has him locked in a back door trap door."

by CaptainGangly May 11, 2015

trap door shit

A violent shit best described as simulating the act the free-fall that is possible should one kick open a "trap door" and fall through - a "trap door shit" is when a defecator victoriously evacuates with JUST enough time before shitting oneself - that unrelenting shit being of flood force when released - kicking out as if it was free falling through a "trap door." Often, but not always triggered by diarrhea.

"It was a real race to the toilet - I was fighting hard to hold in a trap door shit that was screaming and threatening to run down my leg."

by Aspirin Ott July 29, 2008