transiction

whatever noun or verb you need it to be.

Linds: Katie called me a bitch, I hope she gets transicted one day.

Ashton: I'm on my way to the doctor's to get a transiction, I have no choice due to this giant lump on my arm.

by lindsamazing January 10, 2010

transcanine

A sorry excuse to try and justify having intimate relations with dogs.

Bob: Y'know Jeff came out as transcanine the other day?

Tom: Oh God no.

by beanb February 3, 2023

Transcaucasian duet

A sexual act involving two male participants. One must be Armenian, the other Azerbaijani. The men's peckers, symbolizing the territories of Nagorno-Karabakh and Nakhchivan, should be painted with cake icing in appropriate national colors. (Red, blue and apricot for the Armenian; light blue, red and green for the Azerbaijani—with an optional white star and crescent on his glans.)

The participants proceed to give each other simultaneous oral pleasure in a sixty-nine arrangement. Then, dick in mouth, the Azerbaijani must hum the Armenian national anthem as loudly and tunefully as he can, whilst the Armenian does the same with the Azerbaijani anthem. Whoever causes the other man to cum first is declared the winner; both must swallow. Afterwards, it is recommended that the two kiss and make up.

Transcaucasian Duet
Azerbaijani - MMM M-MM M, MMM M-MM M, MMM M-MM M M M MM...
Armenian - MM MM-M-MMM, MM M-M-MMM, MM MM M-M M M M M...

by Epic Tetus March 2, 2015

Transcapitalism

An ideology created by two friends in October of 2021. It boosts the idea of making the most of your assigned gender at birth in order to fund your gender transition. Using what you have in order to create a better and happier future for yourself.
Example: selling your eggs or becoming a sperm donor and using that money to support your hormone replacement therapy.

Atlas: Dude, I finally sold my eggs this weekend and I think i’ll finally be able to afford top surgery!
Chaz: No way that’s awesome ! Transcapitalism for the win!

by kaikaizombieman June 22, 2022

Transitard

Part of speech: noun. Definition: Conflation of "transit" and "retard." Someone who doesn't understand, or simply chooses not to observe, basic rules of conduct on public trains or buses.

"Don't stand in the f&%$ing doorway while people are trying to get on/off the train, what are you, a transitard?"

by Mel173 January 5, 2008

Transmapa

A grandparent who's a transgender.

I went to the mall with my transmapa yesterday.

by Papathor93 June 17, 2018

Transcationing

Identifying as vacationing when your really not vacationing, just don't want to be around people especially during the holidays. By the time anyone figures out what it means, the holiday will be over and you're off the hook.

I'm sorry I can't make it for Thanksgiving dinner, I am Transcationing in Florida this holiday.

by Johnny Babe November 25, 2021