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Holy Trainer

A device like a dick cage but worse. Used as a BDSM type of Toy, The male's shaft is coated in hard plastic, & upon getting a boner, the penis will simply fill the trainer.
"Wife just locked me in a Holy Trainer. What do?"
by AkatsukiSwag May 31, 2015
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athletic trainer

n.

1) an exhausted health care professional that despite the name, does not train athletes.
2) part psychologist, part first aider, part hydration technician, part relationship counselor, part physical therapist...this individual is trained to do it all...for the athletes.
3) Someone that is used to working all weekends and holidays, which accumulates to working a 68 hour work week.
athletic trainers have the best seats in the house during athletic events, but there's a whole lot of work that goes into that seat.
by atc December 16, 2005
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Personal Trainer

A person who can't reach the qualifications to become a gym teacher.

Those who can't - teach! Those who can't teach, teach gym. Those who can't teach gym become personal trainers.
by Baudelaire August 21, 2013
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dolphin trainer

The profession a guy tells a prospective mate or sexual encounter to impress her and endear himslf or get laid particularly if his real job is minimum wage shit...

Fighter Pilot is also suitable stand in!
Female - "so what do you do for a living"
Guy (who is actually a janitor) - "I'm a dolphin trainer"
Female - "AWWWW that is so sweet"
Guy - "Yeah just love those little guys".."wanna come back to my place"

Never fails......
by Drew Dunstone May 18, 2007
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Personal Trainer

The gym world's version of a Dominatrix.
I gave my personal trainer $75 to make me cry and she did.
by wordwhoretoo November 18, 2010
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trainer boy

A player who use trainers to cheat in games. They are not "hackers", hackers are people with real skills. Trainer boys are often noobs, who use programs made by hackers in an attempt to piss other players off.

Also known as T-Kiddies
A: "There was a trainer boy in the other server so I left. I hate T-kiddies"
B: "yeah, I hate noobs too."
by TonyZee April 10, 2008
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chick trainer

website featuring a really slutty chick named britany who loves to eat cum
chicktrainer.com has a cum guzziling gutter slut named brittany
by Islamicjihad May 24, 2003
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