let me touch you where your heart is

One direction's way of saying they want to touch your breasts.

"Let me touch you where your heart is" - one direction, temporary fix

by urapota July 16, 2021

Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes

The phrase refers to giving a certain person sexual intercourse through the anus.

E.g.
Bob says to Sally: "Hey Sally, if you Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes"

by JackNDaBeanStock December 29, 2008

because you touch yourself at night

a funny phrase to say after any question

Friend: Why do i suck?
Me: Because you touch yourself at night

by Killinphil March 25, 2009

'Touch me once, I'll touch you twice'

Often qouted by Yosefinni-sama and Tommybish-sama-

'Touche me once, I'll touch you twice' means you will always one up the others, you will always be one step ahead.

Sub5: 'Shut the f*ck up or I'll beat the shit out of you.'
Chad: 'Touch me once, I'll touch you twice' brah.'

by tommybisho-sama October 8, 2022

You Unzip, You Go To The Urinal and You Touch Yourself

mhmhmhmhhmh

You Unzip, You Go To The Urinal and You Touch Yourself
mhmhmhmhm

by Wild Destroyer June 20, 2023

ill touch you lil nigga

Something said on Instagram reels made by kids

Kid: Omg skibidi toilet ohio grimace shake rizz
Commenter: ill touch you lil nigga

by werykul October 22, 2023

imma touch you

when yo friend boutta do sum freaky shi

guy 1: "yo wsg bro"

guy 2: "imma touch you"

by MLGYolofade March 22, 2024