toucan

The name given to my friend kelly

Kelly is the crazy pterodactyl samurai toucan

by floaty March 22, 2005

Toucan

Toucan - often referred to as Toucan Dan. References: Geordies that can't handle any more than 2 pints of Lager Tops.

Tell tail sign of this occurrence, when they ask to lick your Gary Glitter.

Alex: Is Toucan pissed yet?

Ben: yes, my Gary Glitter is wet!

by Toucanass November 26, 2018

toucan

Someone who can get really drunk off two cans (or glasses) of alcohol.

Meg: Daniel has only had two drinks and he's drunk off his ass
Ash: He's a toucan

by bigblueeatsdicks January 3, 2019

Toucan

A bird who has a very large beak and eats froot loops

I saw a toucan eat some froot loops today!

by Toukanlol January 14, 2021

Toucan

A Chrome Extension that translates a few palabras at un momento for idioma learning.

Dark Reader: Get Toucan!!!!!!!
Me: no
a few months later...
Dark Reader: Get Toucan!!!!!!!
Me: Y'know, it's a perfect fit for me!!!
Toucan (who is also Dark Reader): Ok hola

by Orrinpants September 21, 2022

Toucan

An eldritch god hiding as a toucan in plain sight

I worship Toucan with every ounce of my bei be

by TukanTCG September 25, 2022

Toucan

Someone who loves Siegfried a lot, like a lot its absolutely weird

Okay this Guy is sucking Siegs cock, He is a real Toucan

by N.Sky January 31, 2023