Torstein Langeland

A mafakka who has a big dong and is very tall. A Torstein Langeland gets all the bitches.

Damn look at that Torstein Langeland, I wish I was him.

by Langeland April 5, 2022

jan torstein

It's a second word for Bodybuilder.

Wow your'e a real Jan Torstein

by Bodyman buikd January 16, 2017

Torsten

the sexiest and buffest boyfriend around he athletic and smart

torsten is so the best

by anonomoous girl November 5, 2019

Torsten

According to Wikipedia, the roots of the name go back to the Germanic God “Thor” and the Swedish word for stone (“sten”), so “Torsten” translates to something along the lines of “adamant like Thor”.

The actual exemplars of the type “Torsten” are mostly good natured, kind and very intelligent men with a sporadic fit of helplessness and indecisiveness, which is causally related to their disposition to overcomplicate uncomplicated things. Apart from that, “Torsten”s are usually sweet and should never be compared to any other type of men.

person 1: "Have you talked to XY lately?"
person 2: "Naww, XY is a great guy, but I'd rather be around Torsten."

by Ehsem February 14, 2010

Thorstein

A strong and handsome man who like wrestle bears. Someone call him a star but he is actually a big star.

I want be like Thorstein.

by Enor October 9, 2018

Thorsteinson

A person who combines the might of the Norse god Thor, with avant garde sensibilities, and a penchant for chic, hipster dress.

Brennan has been a real Thorsteinson this term. Have you seen the new bag she was carrying during that Keg stand?

by James Dean2011 January 20, 2011

Torsten

If you’re friends with a guy named Torsten, make sure you never let him go. He will not only be there for you when you need him the most, but he will support you at your lowest and celebrate you at your peak. Guys named Torsten are usually smart, calculated, friendly, good listeners and very funny. They also definitely have their lives together and a clear goal for their future, they will most likely end up very successful through their hard work and determination.

Person 1: Man I had a really tough day.
Person 2: Dude you should go talk to Torsten.
Person 1: you’re right *their life gets better immediately*

by Memedealertm January 5, 2022