by crimsonxx December 13, 2016
by thenepalinightmare December 05, 2016
Breasts. Derived from "torpedoes." Used to refer to the breasts of someone that you work with. A wink-wink type office friendly code.
"Nice torps."
-Dan
-Dan
by Jocko Malloy March 11, 2004
To be "torped" is when either you or your friends are storming on a night out or an event, when your batteries are at full charge. Derived from the marine weapon the torpedo which charges through water and inflicts maximum damage onto things it connects with. It can also be used to describe random, crazy or astonishing behavior by a person.
"Did you see how much cocaine he did last night? He was so torped."
"I spoke to her for 5 minutes and then shagged her in someones front garden, it was fully torped."
"Mate the football on Saturday is going to super torped, cant wait"
"I spoke to her for 5 minutes and then shagged her in someones front garden, it was fully torped."
"Mate the football on Saturday is going to super torped, cant wait"
by Breamy January 02, 2020
Slang for penis, usually referring to a long slender specimen attached to inexperienced boys/men. (Short for torpedo)
by Demonslayer4eva January 18, 2018
by octavius March 10, 2004
when a friend of yours acts really lame for no reason, or avoids you by telling you a lie even though they have nothing better to do.
"Man, he said he couldnt hang out because he had to go to the doctor, but then i saw him on myspace 15 min. later. I got torped."
by 1235 February 01, 2007