Honky Tonky

A bar where predominantly white people hang out and drink. Usually a Beer Joint or Pub and not a upscale bar.

Look at all the Crackers pickup trucks in the parking lot of The Honky Tonky!

by downnola June 17, 2010

tonkasaw

TonkaSaw is the prime example of an internet tough guy. Challenges another YouTuber, Andy Warski, to a fight. He claimed that he was some pro MMA fighter yet he would not show his face norr would he show proper fight footage. Instead, the fight footage that was found on YouTube showed very gay WWE larping. Long story short, the retard hyped himself up and never showed up to the fight cuz he was "harassed" by a phone call and had to "change his name".

Andy Warski: "TonkaSaw, I'm here! Where you at?
*DEAD AIR*
Ethan Ralph: DADDY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by SuperBerryMerchant January 21, 2019

Honky Tonkin'

It's what you do on weekends in Nashville for the classic & ultimate Nashville experience. Get rowdy in every country bar on Broadway, pick your favorite and close it down. Some choices consist of Robert's-for the Brazilbilly sound, Tootsie's-classic & modern country with a touch of southern rock, The Stage & Legends.

I've got some friends in from Chicago, I was thinking of taking them honky tonkin'.

by Ana Marie & Tici January 28, 2009

Kansas Tornado

When you masturbate into the hose of someone's anti-snoring sleep device. The cum then flies around in the hose in a circular fashion gaining pressure until it hits the sleeping person's face. The resulting shock combined with the wind and sound makes the person wake up and think that they are in a tornado.

My friend John was passed out with his sleep device on so I unhooked the house and jerked off in it. He woke up when the jizz hit his face and screamed, "Wow, Ocean City Hurricane last night, and now a Kansas Tornado!"

by Ed Rooney Jr September 6, 2016

tonka jahari

Someone who would NEVER order a whole pizza for themselves

Guy 1: Hey what should we have for dinner?
Guy 2: I’m craving a whole pizza!
Guy 1: Nah.
Guy 2: Cmon! Don’t be such a Tonka Jahari!

by Bruhmoment361 November 12, 2019

peter tork

Bass guitarist and keyboardist for the pop/rock band The Monkees. Member of the group from 1965-1968, 1986-1989, 1996-1997, and 2001. Multi-talented instrumentalist who also plays banjo, piano, guitar, organ and drums. Popular figure in the New York City/ Greenwich Village folk scene in the early 1960s. Other bands included Peter Tork and The New Monks, The Peter Tork Project, and the current Shoe Suede Blues. His Monkees legacy still lands him in many guest roles on sitcoms and occasional cameo roles in movies.

We were born to love one another
This is something we all need.
We were born to love one another
We must be what we're goin' to be
And what we have to be is free.
-Peter Tork, "For Pete's Sake"

by MusicFan August 1, 2004

tonkinss

tonkinss is like the best tvdu tiktoker along with her group (kathhvs, frbes, reinhartvsq) she makes amazing edits and is super nice and beautiful

tonkinss is so amazing

by tonkinssfpp January 9, 2022