Toring

The act of a male giving a deep tissue massage to another male un-expectingly. The male giving the massage then asks how the other male's day is going, small talk, etc. The massaged male then utters a series of grunts and moans.

Dude, look at Ed toring Richard. What a big gay!

by rabbitpuncher April 8, 2011

Toming

Being oblivious of having a boner (a tom) and it being noticed by everyone even having pictures taken of it.

"Hey did you see the pictures from the party?"
"No"
"Did you like the girl you were dancing with?"
"She was repulsing I almost threw up"
"But bro you're Toming in this picture!"

by Concerned Photographer January 21, 2012

Torping out

An embarrassingly noticeable indicator of male arousal. Not unlike a boner, but much more visible, like that of a torpedo.

Me: Hey Farbod, come out and throw the nerf football around with me!

Farbod: No can do buddy. I'm watching Juno right now and I'm Torping Out. Hard.

by Elliott Stryker August 26, 2011

Torringtonite

Name given to any person over 50 who has lived at least half their life in a small, low income town called Torrington. Located in the Northwest Corner of Connecticut. This person is now a permanent fixture here and will never move.

Torrington Raggie Torringtonite

by Anotherdayinparadise September 13, 2013

Torrington High School

The only school in which there was a frickin urinal ripped off one of the bathrooms' walls that flooded half the building and caused an early dismissal.

Wow, you go to Torrington High School? I heard they ripped a urinal off the wall there!

by linus parker December 28, 2018

Troming

Widening the anus via inserting a big penis.

"Troming"
I "tromed" my bro really hard last night.
His anus widened by 5 inches

by YodaPhone November 21, 2021

Tomming

Someone who is always on their phone even if they are with their friends.

Guy 1: Dude stop tomming
Guy 2: I can't!

by WrathOfVishnu October 8, 2014