messy tophat

When one uses a wool hat as a masturbation aid and, upon being walked in on, places said hat up on their head.

Did you hear about Greg? His mom almost caught him jerking off and he had to pull a messy tophat!

by notnops January 16, 2008

tomkat

the nickname for somewhat-saccharine celebrity coulple Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes; an example of the new fad for naming couples (e.g. "Bennifer")

Did you see Tomkat on Oprah?

by Fishtoes May 28, 2005

Toledo Tophat

The act of taking a dump in the hat of someone you don't like. Peferably done when they aren't looking and in a hat that will hold onto the contents until the person dumps it on their head.

Jonathan thinks he's such a badass, but he's getting a Toledo Tophat when he puts on his baseball cap.

by The Viceroy October 4, 2005

Toppat Clan

The Toppat Clan is the best criminal organization in THE HENRY STICKMIN COLLECTION, Reginald CopperBottom holds the clan, With his allies RIGHT HAND MAN, SVEN SVENSON, GEOFRREY PLUMB AND THOMAS

Well, No one gets away with the toppat clan - Right Hand Man
The Actions Like This Tarnish the TOPPAT NAME

by REGINALD COPPERBOTTOM February 22, 2021

Dijinda Tonkatsu

A popular Korean tonkatsu that is absolutely spicy. Don't think that it's just "a bit" spicy like Samyang Noodle. It's as spicy as Ghost Pepper! Many people who love eating spicy foods also cannot try this at all! So far, more than 90% people who tried this, finally gave up without completing the food.

Jay: Have you ever tried Dijinda Tonkatsu?
Ron: Yes, and I was like almost dying! Don't try if you're not dare!

by chen_1025 June 25, 2022

Beijing Tophat

The sexual act of shitting into a garbage bag, placing it in a hole for several months, excavating it, then dumping it on your partners head, whilst performing oral sex.

Dude, your girlfriend smells really bad today. Yeah I brought the old Beijing Tophat out last night.

by Curry Sanchez June 30, 2010

morpheus tokata

When someone hacks your league of legends account and changes your summoner name to this...

Oh man someone Morpheus Tokata'd me..

by WatermelonGalaxy June 16, 2016