tomkat 

the nickname for somewhat-saccharine celebrity coulple Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes; an example of the new fad for naming couples (e.g. "Bennifer")

Did you see Tomkat on Oprah?

tomkat by Fishtoes May 28, 2005

TomKat 

Another stupid conjoined word for a famous Hollyweird couple. It is the combination of Tom Cruise and Katy Holmes. Also, when Katy Holmes became visibly pregnant, her belly and the fetus within it were known collectively as the TomKat Bump.

The term originated in the gossip rags.

Did you see TomKat where all the other Hollywood freaks hang out? I wonder when the TomKat Bump will be born?

TomKat by Teh Knowing 2 Mucho July 6, 2006

TomKat 

The very current couple otherwise known as Tom Cruise and (formerly) Katie Holmes. These two were in the spotlight for most of '05, during which they met, became a couple, and got engaged. They are now expecting "TomKittens", and will be married either in the summer or fall of '06.

TomKat were recently visiting Kate's parents, but left 3 days early due to some issues between Tom and Kate's father.

TomKat by blogger_08 January 17, 2006

tomato can 

In fighting sports, a tomato can is a fighter with low skills who is brought in to pad the record of more promising fighters and give them more ring experience. They are expected to lose. Most professional boxers of any note have dozens of wins in their early careers over tomato cans. The name is believed to come from the fact that tomato cans "leak" red fluid (blood) like a can of tomato sauce.

Bobby "the Fist" Punchalot looks pretty tough, but he's just a tomato can.

tomato can by B@lth@z@r June 17, 2017

chinese tomatoes 

Home grown marijuana plants.

Tom: " Hey nice garden. What is that dark green plant?"
Bill: "Thanks. Oh, they're Chinese Tomatoes."

chinese tomatoes by mademanseattle September 3, 2012

Tomato Haste

The annual act of prematurely harvesting the first crop of homegrown tomatoes, on account of impatience with the long summer growing season.

Once again, Cookie's tomato haste resulted in an unsatisfying Caprese salad.

Tomato Haste by triggerboston August 3, 2012

WTF Tomato 

Similar to ROFL-Waffle. Just another silly and pointless internet term.

WTF Tomato, my boss is a jerk today.

WTF Tomato by bigballofyarn February 11, 2009