messy tophat

When one uses a wool hat as a masturbation aid and, upon being walked in on, places said hat up on their head.

Did you hear about Greg? His mom almost caught him jerking off and he had to pull a messy tophat!

by notnops January 16, 2008

topamax

Brand name of topiramate. Topamax is an anticonvulsant known for causing anomia, memory loss, and general stupidity. Therefore also called 'dopamax'.

Like many other anticonvulsants, Topamax is often used as a mood stabilizer. Appetite suppression is a common side-effect, so it is sometimes prescribed to encourage weight loss.

NOT spelled 'topomax' and NOT an antipsychotic.

"The Topamax was working great for my mood swings, but I had to go off it because it was totally wiping my memory."

by B. Ellis May 21, 2007

Toledo Tophat

The act of taking a dump in the hat of someone you don't like. Peferably done when they aren't looking and in a hat that will hold onto the contents until the person dumps it on their head.

Jonathan thinks he's such a badass, but he's getting a Toledo Tophat when he puts on his baseball cap.

by The Viceroy October 4, 2005

Beijing Tophat

The sexual act of shitting into a garbage bag, placing it in a hole for several months, excavating it, then dumping it on your partners head, whilst performing oral sex.

Dude, your girlfriend smells really bad today. Yeah I brought the old Beijing Tophat out last night.

by Curry Sanchez June 30, 2010

Fleshy Tophat

A fleshy tophat is the part of the penis that would normally be cut off during circumcision.

J: man I'm kind of embarrassed of my penis because I'm not circumcized

M: what no way bro you got the dopest dick around carrying that fleshy tophat

by ThemagJSAR July 5, 2023

cat's tophat

the opposite of the cat's pajamas. It means uncool, or stupid.

Nate: Woah, look how ugly that car is!

Amanda: Yeah man, it's totally the cat's tophat.

by ALynnJ42 July 15, 2009

Tophat Mike

A guy who wears a tophat and a trenchcoat (all black, all the time) and has a rag-tag band of women that increases by the hour. Even though none of these women know why they are so attracted to him.

There goes Tophat Mike with his rag-tag band of women.

by Radhika November 12, 2004