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the tooth fairy

When you get an erection so hard you knock out the teeth of your sex partner and give her money out of remorse.
My girlfriend had to go to the dentist after I gave her the tooth fairy
by boliver shagnasty October 10, 2013
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Tooth Fairy

That one lie that the dentist and Mom and Dad told you.
Dentist:Oh joy!Your tooth came out.Put it under your pillow when you go to sleep and the tooth fairy will come!
Next morning
you:Mooom,the dentist lied to me ; 3;
by It'sALie August 22, 2010
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'Tooth Fairy

Any idiot who constantly wears their blue-tooth earpiece, wheather they are actually on the phone or not; like it is a new fashion accesory.
Man, I always thought Sam must be a popular guy because he's always wearing his earpiece, but I found out he's just a 'Tooth Fairy.
by J. Cox December 27, 2008
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Tooth Fairy

"My tooth fairy drills too hard"
by John W Booth April 8, 2010
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Tooth Fairy

As your lady is brushing her teeth and leans over the sink to spit, run in and pull down her pants to fuck her from behind. Your choice of hole.
Man I gave my wife one hell of a tooth fairy last night, boy was she surprised when I put it in her poop shoot.

As I leaned over to spit out toothpaste, I came from the Tooth Fairy.
by Mr. and Mrs. Milkbone November 1, 2010
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A Tooth Fairy

While your significant other is sleeping, you need to ejaculate under her pillow without them waking up.
My wife woke up to a Tooth Fairy this morning. She left a nice treat for her under the pillow, without a trace.
by Greg from The Committee April 19, 2021
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Tooth Fairy

One who practices dentistry while under the influence of queer.
by Ben's son January 21, 2004
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