toobin

1) You whipped out you cock while on a Zoom call.
2) Got caught masterbating while on a video conference call.

He was in a Zoom meeting and pulled a toobin.

by RescueRay October 19, 2020

Pulling A Toobin

The act of masturbating while on a Zoom call.

John was "pulling a toobin" during yesterday's Zoom meeting.

by TheRealPotato69 October 19, 2020

Half-Toobin

Verb: "(w/ 'to go') to stand up during a Zoom or other conference call while sporting wood or showing an erection underneath ones clothes." Inspired by the 2020 news event involving journalist Jeffrey Toobin who was caught masturbating during a Zoom call, and, thus, was going "full-Toobin."

Right in the middle of a Zoom review for the O-Chem midterm, my TA got up to get a fresh cup of coffee and, wouldn't you know it, dude went half-Toobin and popped a chub right in front of the whole section. Must've had more than the textbook open in his browser window.

by Tin Hat Kippah November 12, 2020

toidiot

A toidiot or twidiot is a person that writes utterly foolish or senseless crap on the internet especially on twitter and facebook or any other social networking site.

Joe Blow posted on twitter that he didn't know who Michael Jackson was. Joe Blow is a toidiot

by The Check Writer July 27, 2009

Toobin

1. The act of cranking one out mid-Zoom. Aka ZoomBate

2. Exerting one's dominance in a virtual meeting.

I returned to the main Zoom call only to find Jeffrey toobin one out.

by EndLegalRackets October 19, 2020

toodle pip

to toodle pip a dear friend, means to say goodbye in a very friendly way.

toodle pip me ol' deeer!!

by yolande June 24, 2004

Toadin

just chillin tryin to eat some flies and fuck bitches

Ong im toadin in Louisville

by Snap-@scotttology August 20, 2020