tooch

fat motherfucker

i wish i was skinny, being tooch sucks

by parky April 14, 2004

tooch

that one super fucking handome producer

wow is that tooch?

yea he so fuckin sexy omds

by ToochProd April 2, 2021

tooche

A combination of a douche and a tool. If you were looking at a Venn diagram with one circle that represents tools and one circle that represents douches, these people would occupy that unfortunate intersection between the two.

The correct pronunciation rhymes with douche.

Danny Bonaduce is a tooche, and should be forever known hereafter as Danny Bonatooche.

by principe62 March 26, 2009

Tooch

The flappy end of a sock when its slipping off your feet

Hey dude you have a massive Tooch!

Oh so sorry let me pull up my sock

by 50_mtl January 17, 2020

Tooch

When something is "too much"

Your new girlfriend is tooch. I can't get enough of her.

by wtt July 11, 2008

Tooch

a toot from a cooch; a vaginal fart. also known as a queef or vart. can be used as a noun (a tooch), or a verb (to tooch).

after i plowed her vagina for an hour or so, she went to pee and tooched out a couple of tooches...i was proud of my work

by ricelaw January 16, 2009

tooched

gettin hella baked lmao

"dude i'm fuckin tooched"

by Dank Magician December 9, 2013