by ToochProd April 2, 2021
Get the toochmug. A combination of a douche and a tool. If you were looking at a Venn diagram with one circle that represents tools and one circle that represents douches, these people would occupy that unfortunate intersection between the two.
The correct pronunciation rhymes with douche.
The correct pronunciation rhymes with douche.
by principe62 March 26, 2009
Get the toochemug. by 50_mtl January 16, 2020
Get the Toochmug. by wtt July 2, 2008
Get the Toochmug. a toot from a cooch; a vaginal fart. also known as a queef or vart. can be used as a noun (a tooch), or a verb (to tooch).
after i plowed her vagina for an hour or so, she went to pee and tooched out a couple of tooches...i was proud of my work
by ricelaw January 15, 2009
Get the Toochmug. 
