Tomilola meaning - God is enough wealth for me. She's a perfect person imaginable. A sweet girl and love at first sight to all who sees her because she's incredibly beautiful and ridiculously hot. Tomilolas are a rare specie in this world, very sensitive, smart, compassionate and fun to be with and very tough. They're energy and exuberance is electrifying and despite their toughness, they're such a love birds.
She's ridiculously tomilola!
by King harry February 6, 2020
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by Grace Wonder July 27, 2018
Get the tomilola mug.A type of alien from the planet gallifrey. When injured badly they can regenerate, but regenerating causes them to change face and body. They look like humans. They have two hearts. They can live forever. They have a maximum of 12 regenerations. They can only be killed if you fight them while they are regenerating. Timelords are now almost extinct. There is only one Timelord left. His name is The Doctor. They are very intellegent and are usually seen travelling around in a TARDIS (time and relative dimensions in space)
Person 1: That person has two hearts did you know that
Person 2: Hey, is that a TARDIS they just stepped out of?
Person 1: Yes, i think it is
Person 2: They must be a Timelord
Person 2: Hey, is that a TARDIS they just stepped out of?
Person 1: Yes, i think it is
Person 2: They must be a Timelord
by Kitinelli September 1, 2013
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Get the Toelonoscopy mug.When someone wearing light coloured shorts proceeds to unwittingly shart blood bubbles from his farter. Unaware of this manstruatuon faux pas, he wanders around displaying a design which resembles the flag of Japan if you replaced the red dot with a cannelloni smashed by a baseball bat. Later you will find him lying face down on a bed, looking as if he’s just had his ring-piece destroyed by someone, who was at least polite enough to pull his shorts back up afterwards...
Does Big Geoff not realise he wandering around with a huge DaMarcus tomblob - shouldn’t someone tell him?
Nah I quite fancy pumping his bumhole later on anyway and there’s no need for him to change his shorts twice...
Nah I quite fancy pumping his bumhole later on anyway and there’s no need for him to change his shorts twice...
by elvi888 September 22, 2018
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Sample tokelore...
Smoker1: "hey, ever heard about that guy over in Randomtown that smoked a shitload and then went walking about the college campus buck naked?"
Smoker2:"Oh yeah... didn't he even try going into a lecture?"
Smoker 3: "That guy is awesome.."
Smoker1: "hey, ever heard about that guy over in Randomtown that smoked a shitload and then went walking about the college campus buck naked?"
Smoker2:"Oh yeah... didn't he even try going into a lecture?"
Smoker 3: "That guy is awesome.."
by Tokelorius April 30, 2010
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by miracleman1234 April 28, 2009
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