tomato smasher 

word for a guy who has a girlfriend but likes his ex-girlfriend who also has a boyfriend at the moment.

"Bruh he be a tomato smasher!"

tomato smasher by Doli May 23, 2009

Hobo Tomato Soup

tomato soup made from stolen McDonalds ketchup packets and boiling KETTLE water. must be eaten directly after preperation.

we were super bored and stuff, so we made some Hobo Tomato Soup , just to see what it would be like.

Hobo Tomato Soup by NikkiDempsey March 19, 2008

toasted tomato sandwich 

A delicious sandwich!!

1. Start by throwing 2 pieces of bread into the toaster
2. Slice up a tomato
3. When toast comes out of toaster spread Miracle Whip Light on both sides of the bread (use alot)
4. put tomato on bread and sprinkle salt on top
5. eat its so fucking good

"I'm going to make a toasted tomato sandwich!!"

toasted tomato sandwich by Goostaff The Jew December 2, 2005

Tomato Soup Dance 

A dance invented by two teenage boys while watching a girl with Cerebral Palsy carry tomato soup out of a microwave.

How to "Tomato Soup Dance": keep one leg bent to the side while keeping both arms bent like a t-rex. Attempt while walking around. And this is the Tomato Soup Dance!

Tomato Soup Dance by ExperiencedTomatoSouper October 20, 2010

Tomato Splat 

During intercouse (While she's menstruating), you collect all the period blood from your penis and proceed to throw it on her face.

When I tomato splat Rebecca, she low-key loved it.

Tomato Splat by TaterMasterbater July 13, 2016

Tomato saucer 

Person who equally enjoys squirting their sauce on a sausage or a burger

Fertiliser of genitalia regardless of the owners gender

Hey, is that chick Michaela coming over tonight, heard she's a tomato saucer.

Tomato saucer by MarMo62 April 18, 2018

Tomato Salad 

The sexual act of bending over, pulling your testicles between your legs, and having your partner lick both your anus and swollen red testicles; which now resemble tomatoes.

Cole: So how was your date with Valerie last night?

Stephen: The whore took me back to her place and made me a tomato salad. So all in all, worth it.

Tomato Salad by Captain Rummidew June 13, 2010