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The Tomahawk

In the middle of laying down the man hammer you pull out your dick, do a slight pose and begin a rhythmic drum beat with your wiener on her vagina. While "tomahawking" she needs to cry out in a native "war cry". The War Chief must then yell out in a battle cry singing "aye yai yai yai, aye yai yai yai" while matching the slaps of his wiener to the chant. Female ejaculation is imminent.
Yo that nasty mother fucker BK laid the Tomahawk on that slore bag Rhianna. Geronimo mother fucker!
by Chef McNasty September 5, 2011
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full moon tomahawk

When one sleeps with one's thumb up one's own butthole.
Bro i got such good sleep last night with that full moon tomahawk technique you recommended!
by TreeDogg June 14, 2017
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Flying Meat Reverse Tomahawk

Whe a girls legs are up over her head, the male standing facing away from the woman, bounces up and down and the penis is inserted with vigorous thrusting movements.
I would like to give you a flying meat reverse tomahawk baby, you'll orgasm for hours.
by Clucth Haskins November 6, 2007
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Tomahawk Tosser

A racial epithet used to describe a Native American and their uncanny ability to hurl small axes at Spanish explorers.
Man, I hate going to Indian casinos and giving my money away to those damn Tomahawk Tossers.
by C-Smitty March 30, 2011
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Bloody Tomahawk

When you fuck a girl on her period, you pull out and slap you dick on her forehead. Be sure to slap her vertically to give the illusion that an indian threw his tomahawk and it hit her on the forehead.
I gave her a bloody tomahawk, does that make me a native american?
by ironicstatement August 10, 2009
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reverse flying meat tomahawk

When a man by the name of Ben grabs his meat and slings it over his shoulder at a fellow by passer all while shouting, "You got meat tomahawked BITCH".
Ben just reverse flying meat tomahawked some chick, she liked it.

I wish Ben would reverse flying meat tomahawk me.
by ZenetaWhipple March 5, 2014
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Tomahawk

1. A hatchet-like tool or weapon made from a wooden handle and a sharp rock or bone. Used by Native American people in war, predating the 20th Century, and as a tool with which to shape wood or cut meat from animal carcass's.

2. An American designed tactical missile system that utilizes GPS and IF (Infrared) targetting computer to achieve astounding accuracy (margin of error: 5 metres) from ranges of several hundred miles. Can carry 3 warhead types: General Purpose Ordnance (GPU), the more common Late-Detonation Warhead (LDW), and the conceptual Tactical Nuclear ordnance Warhead (TNW), which has never met practical application.
1. The tomahawk was used as a melee weapon or could be thrown in the way one does when using a throwing axe

2. The tomahawk cruise missile system has eliminated the need to for long range precision bomber aircraft.
by Derek Thornton May 14, 2004
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