Tomtarded

An adjective used to describe a retarded action that likely would have been done by Tom.

What? you left your car lights on 3 times since you replaced your battery? That's pretty tomtarded.

by kazeflame June 7, 2009

Tiktard

A retard on tiktok who has less the 2 IQ

Person 1: Did you see the guy who cut of his dads beard then his dad beat the crap out of him?
Person 2: What a tiktard

by GrandEtho March 2, 2021

Toetard

Everyone is a toetard at times, it's usually that one guy in your 1st period who has a foot fetish and loves to eat toe everyday of the week 24 hours. Many people don't like the toe eaters of this world so we shall call them, toetards. But to be fair, foot fetishes are weird but it's ok to some points.

Jk no fetishes are gross

Poop: Yo what's up toetard
Stinky: wat how am I a toetard, Poop?
Poop: because you eat toe everyday lol

by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX November 10, 2019

tiktarded

someone who uses tik tok because if u use tik tok u are a retared

I heard Mara is tiktarded

by bigppman2 December 1, 2020

tomtard

A correctional facility transportation officer. Tom comes from most transportation officers call signs start with T (phonetic alpabet for the letter T is tom) and tard comes from retard or fucktard

"Tomtard is taking our asses to court today!"

by DLnc February 22, 2008

tiktard

a retard on tikok. usually someone influenced by tiktok's trends and using it in daily conversation

girl: "omg bombastic side eye"
girl 2: "shes such a tiktard"

by octopussy444 June 25, 2023

Tontard

Mindlessly following someone into a business arrangement where you - the "Tontard" - gets completely hosed by the person you originally followed.

"Look at these complete Tontards - they'll literally back me into any deal."

by SPAC-MGee June 4, 2021