toink

a late 80s/early 90s inspired floppy, funky material-covered, ugly hair tie for women. usually worn with neon orange shirt w/ shoulder pads, white cowboy boots with faux leather fringe and tucked-in acid-washed jeans...while funneling (or beer bonging) red, white & blue or piels beer. in a word "hot". hair was usually arranged sticking out of the top of your head like a hair fountain for maximum sexiness.

has anyone seen my toink? i need to get ready for the kegger!

by wildwit July 30, 2010

Toink

When an individual or an object lands and hits someone. Thats when you say toink, to add your own sound effect :P

an apple falls off a tree and hits somebody's head.. (Toink)

by Bullseye93 August 26, 2010

Toink

To toink something is to twist it. Toink is another word for twist

You need to toink it first

by GRIXRE January 8, 2019

Toinked

Fully toinked- meaning one is flavor blasted higher than cunt. - by Bustin Jieber

This shit got me toinked...

by bustin jieber69 May 25, 2023

Toink

A type of screw up beyond imagination; fucking stupid

Joe is such a damn toink. I vote we kill em

by toink_27 February 14, 2017

Toink

Killing someone and robbing their goods.

We toinked the little parapeligic

by toinky April 16, 2020

Toink

When you can't think of nothing to say; pretty much thoughtless.

Right now I'm so toink.

by Greendro The Great November 26, 2020