toilet

Something to do your shit in

I need to go shit; going to the toilet

by MouseyCat August 9, 2020

Toilet

an incredibly difficult target to make when your drunk

i was so hammered last night, i completly missed the toilet

by Magashi April 23, 2009

toilet

A seat-shaped object leading to a pipe which, in turn, leads to the sewers. Used to dispose of bodily waste - though urine is often disposed of on the floor around the base of the toilet. A toilet is a source of much hilarity with schoolboys or those with similar ideas about humour (like me, for example). Also used in insults (eg: "you smell like a public toilet"). A toilet is a place the Queen never has to visit (through some miracle of biology, presumably). People who are sick in the toilet are said to be "talking down the big white telephone". Although some toilets I've seen are so filthy their original colour is long lost in the mists of time.

In my old school someone took something out of a toilet and smeared it across a classroom wall. The teacher was adamant that the culprit would be made to clean it off. The guilty party was never revealed, so the shat stayed on the wall and festered for years after. This was a classroom used as a lunch-hall. What a charming school.

by Stormsworder May 31, 2007

Toilet

A very scary place where even the bravest shit themselves.

Also, a place where you can read newspapers.

"I am the <insert superhero name here>. I am the bravest man/thing in the world. Btw, what's this place??? Oh no!! Toilet!!! Gotta take a shit."

"Damn wife, I can't even read the newspapers in peace."

by Slunjan August 12, 2008

toilet

Its a sanctuary where you take a shit Sometimes you may piss or even upchuck... Human waste goes here.

Cassandra uses the toilet quite often.

by Jazmo April 12, 2006

Toilet

An Earth receptacle for depositing waste, used by earthlings to "Poop"

Also used by earth children to hide important human objects like "keys" and "wallets"

It is very important to tell the earthlings your urge to use the toilet to "poop", this convinces the humans that you are also an earthling.

Dearest human friend, my sphincter is beginning to part ways, please direct me to your nearest toilet so that I may place my poop in to it.

by A Human who is not alien. June 16, 2018

Toilet

The only one willing to take your shit even everybody else is tired of it.

Adam is so full of shit nobody wants to have to do anything with him. The only one left now to take his shit is his toilet.

by MiniMii July 22, 2012