toilet

the crapper

whoa, check out that crap in that toilet, it looks like maria!

by .. June 10, 2003

toilet

A cool winter breeze.

The toilet feels good on your face after a hard night of drinking.

by Collin Smith June 23, 2004

toilet

A porcelain deposit for waste of the human butt. Great place for an epiphany.

"Hey the toilet's on fire."

"Now where are we going to make important decisions??"

by blickery August 6, 2008

toilet

something you flush things down.

Who smoked my toilet?

by bread infection January 2, 2006

toilet

device for pooing and peeing in.
Really useful if you have to go SO BAAAD.

no example needed for TOILET

by u2dvdbono September 9, 2010

toilet

Device that you use to catch your brown shitty or yellow cum. When you're done you wipe that ass using some toilet paper. The public ones smell fucking disgusting so don't use them. You can also masturbate on these things which is nice. In Japan the toilets are a whole fucking water show.

imma take a shit on the toilet

by coemspro🤑 June 13, 2023

toilet

a place such as Miami, Florida or Newark, New Jersey.
Or...East St. Louis, Illinois

Miami is the biggest fuckin' toilet in the country

by Woody Thomas July 20, 2008