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tofurkey

Acheetos and ibzs favourite word
Acheeto: me when my mom walks in with the tofurkey for dinner

ibz: 🤣
by ebixz July 15, 2023
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tofurkey day

the day everyone gets together to eat tofurkey and gravy, mashed potatoes, and stuffing. or field roast en croute baked in a covered pan. aka the last thursday in november.
i can't wait for tofurkey day. going to eat and have seconds, thirds, and fourths. mmm mmmmm
by baily2 November 1, 2012
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cold tofurkey

"Cold tofurkey" is a term describing the actions of a vegan who gives up his habit or addiction at a single moment, rather than through gradually easing the process through tapering off or supplemental medication. The term allegedly derives from the comparison of a cold tofurkey carcass and the state of a withdrawing addict. It is often preceded by the word 'going', as 'going cold tofurkey'.
I heard Daniella's addicted to facebook...Yea, she is...the only way shes gonna quit it is by going cold tofurkey
by Zach E November 5, 2006
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tofurky

A wonderous creation. It is a vaguely meat-like soy product...and some damn fine eatin!
Pass the tofurky guys. Man, I'm so glad our CLIQUE had this vegan dinner party.
by Tracy Krafter December 28, 2005
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tofurkeying

a dance that incorporates three elements: a goofy chicken dance, Miley Cyrus's twerking, and a gobble-gobble yodel.
Look *insert name here* is tofurkeying all over the dance floor, and it's hawt
by bahyphenated October 16, 2013
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Tofurkeyducken

The vegan version of turducken made out of tofu - a duck stuffed inside a chicken stuffed inside a turkey. The three layers of tofu constituting the tofurkeyducken contain artificial flavors (presumably carcinogenic) Shih simulate the tastes of turkey on the outside, chicken in the middle and duck on the inside. It’s delicio!
I used to eat tofurkey, but I wasn’t saving enough souls - every time I eat tofurkeyducken I know that I’m saving three souls at once. I happily pay triple.
by Ballastmrj December 3, 2017
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tofurky

a tofu turkey otherwise known as crap sometimes covered with tocranberries..
wow that tofurky looks like a sculped piece of shit...
by dark cow November 26, 2003
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