Believed to have it's origins on the Tarquinas server of the Star Wars Galaxies online computer game, is an insult used torwards a female player character in a game that is actually controlled by a real life male.
by Wallbanger May 20, 2006
todd is scheming over there!
by yeet8312097 March 11, 2020
A slang term for an extremely large, black dildo, covered in sparkles. Can be used to confuse people.
by mantis_shrimp March 01, 2018
(verb) to black out; drink yourself stupid; consume large volumes of alcohol in incredibly, irresponsibly short time frames resulting in incredibly irresponsible decisions, i.e. motorboating random females, putting peanut butter on your dick for your favorite neighborhood dog
"Damn bro I todd'd the fuck out yesterday and woke up with a 42 yr old Filipino stripper with three eye brows." "I'm never todding again." "Fuck this - let's todd."
by bpolti March 30, 2015
A fearless mate, he would be, an’ the finest buccaneer I ever lay me eyes on. He can swing from the riggin’, cutlass in hand, with war cry to chill ye to the bone. No mortal man could fill his boots as his seabag have the orbs of a binnacle. Drink a man ‘til he be red in the eye, ‘e could, an’ crack another bottle o’ grog fer good measure. A fine figure he cut, like the jib of a clipper. …an’ the lassies, oh the lassies…linin’ up to be his conquest, like flies bearin’ gifts to a spider, they be. With the staff of Poseidon, he slay the wenches, leavin’ ‘em breathless an’ quiverin’. Aye, matey, but Todd be the one…loyal to his captain and mates. He be the one ye turn when somethin’ needs doin’. Like a shark with a seaman’s leg, he’ll never let ‘er go.
Wench: Beggin’ ye pardon, m’ lord, but would Todd be with ye.
Captain: Aye, lassie, but he already be outfit with six young maidens.
Wench: Crap-eth!
Captain: Aye, lassie, but he already be outfit with six young maidens.
Wench: Crap-eth!
by goose_on_a_roof August 21, 2021
A character on Scrubs that has a habit of turning every sentence into a double entendre, no matter what the cost. May be bisexual, as he has been seen hitting on both men and women. Loves wearing banana hammocks.
Elliott: "Anaconda," isn't that the one with the giant snake?
(The Todd suddenly pops up from behind a counter)
The Todd: (pointing to self) No, this is the one with the giant snake. I was waiting down there for hours.
(The Todd suddenly pops up from behind a counter)
The Todd: (pointing to self) No, this is the one with the giant snake. I was waiting down there for hours.
by JNNC July 16, 2006