todger

Penis British

Nice todger

by Heretic May 20, 2002

i just busted a fat nut earlier today

when you busted a fat nut earlier today.

Yo, I just busted a fat nut earlier today!

by xray489 March 21, 2021

It Seems Today

That all you see,

Is violence in movies and sex on TV
But where are those good ol' fashioned values?
On which we used to rely!
Lucky theres a Family Guy!
Lucky theres a man who,
Positively can do,
All the things that make us...
Laugh and cry!
He's!
A!
Fam!
-ly!
Guy!

"I love that song that goes, "It seems today"".

by ItSeemsToday October 15, 2019

Toadette

A female version of Toad from Mario. She's pink, shweet, cute and has two braids.

mushroompinkigurlinifty... damnit! examples of wut??? just lemme press send!!!

by bubbles April 7, 2005

did you pray today

a meme created by @justjoofficial where he makes percussion with his balls

"Did you pray today?"

"John you've been saying this all week stfu"

"Did you pray today? I could dick you down on some gangster shit"

by whydid2020exist September 25, 2023

We are running a bit late with POTD today. We appreciate your patience.

Imagine being hyped for something, only to realize that it becomes late. This is also very annoying.

POTDLord: We are running a bit late with POTD today. We appreciate your patience.
everyone: :(

by john0512 March 29, 2021

Todge

To masturbate furiously.

Colloquialism originating in rural Ireland.

Todging has long been known to lead to reduced vigour, impurity, blindness and satan worshipping.

Person 1: Imma todge in a bit
Person 2: Me too
Person 1: Cool
Person 2: Wanna watch each other?
Person 1: Sure

by Doctor Moose February 11, 2014