tampa bay toupee

when a girl gives a bald man a blow job, she makes him ejaculate in her mouth and then spits the cum on his head. She then shaves off his pubes and sticks them on his semen covered head, thus making a homemade hair piece

fred came over last night and i fixed his bald head with a tampa bay toupee.

by curly jefferson 69 April 5, 2008

Toupee

just another phrase for blowjob like top, fellatio, getting head or what that mouth do.

"I only fuck with bitches for their toupee (their top, nigga)" - Rich Homie Quan from the song "Flex"

by DuanCulo aka Duante Amorculo September 28, 2015

presidential toupe

Styling of one's pubic hair to mimic the fashion of our current President's orange 'do

Man, did you see the presidential toupee sticking out of her bathing suit?!

by LostMyBiscuits May 30, 2018

Hot toupee

A hot toupee requires two men, and one must be bald. One man must ejaculate onto the otherman's bald head. Giveing him a head full of cum to act as hair.

Man, we're you at Joe's party Friday night? Him and Andrew were giving each other "hot toupee's".

by Sharky mcfly March 16, 2016

Poor Man's Toupee

A greasy, dirty baseball cap worn by college students and otherwise poor dudes to hide their receding hairline.

"Why did Randy wear that old baseball cap to the wedding reception?"

answer: "Because he's going bald. That's his Poor Man's Toupee."

by real concerned citizen February 23, 2012

Toupee

A mysterious, furry mammal that resides on the heads of aging, bald men.

Should there be an accent somewhere in toupee? I think so.

by Diggity Monkeez January 23, 2005

Chocolate toupee

When you pull out of your girl after anal sex and you've got a little bit of poo on the end of your cock

Hmmm, that's a nice chocolate toupee you've got on there Mr Cock.

by Mr Sausage December 9, 2008