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the toasters

One of the First and Best Third Wave Ska bands. From NYC, i believe. Recently released 'Enemy of the System' on the small San Francisco label Asian Man Records.
Two Tone Army, Shocker, Decision At Midnight....the Toasters...they rawk.
by yosoyjohn July 18, 2006
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Toastless Hell

Featured on an Episode of the Dog Whisperer-
A border Collie named Sandra, suffers a great fear of toasters. Her owners call the famous Cesar Milan to help their border collie, because they miss having toast, bagels, and frozen waffles in the morning.

A toastless hell in an uncomfortable and carb-less place to be. IF your dog or cat or any other domestic pet such as a child or a husband suffers a phobia of toasters either get rid of said pet and save the two grand spent on Cesar for a really nice toaster, or a more complicated choice, move said toaster to another room. The choice is yours.
Dude- " God Im so hungry"
Dude #2- "Dude why didnt you eat breakfast?"
Dude- " I wish, My border collie is afraid of toasters and thats all we had this morning"
Dude #2- "That sucks."
Dude- "Welcome to my Toastless Hell"
by A faithful Fan September 27, 2009
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Toastersexuality

rob: I am Toastersexual
tom: WOW ME TOO, I love being attracted to toasters.
Morgan Freeman: Toastersexuality, Being attracted to toasters.
by Arandomboi July 23, 2018
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Toasterness

The essence and usefulness of a toaster. Toasterness is like matter, it cannot be created or destroyed; In the theoretical sense the optimal expected outcome of a toaster.
Don't worry about borrowing my toaster, you wont use any of the toasterness.
by Hughlauriesmistress October 22, 2009
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Toastersexual

1. To have a sexuality consisting of strictly toasters and their apliances (also includes electrical outlets).

2. To be in a sexual relationship with a toaster.
Bob: Phil how did you get those burn marks on your dick?

Phil: I got knocked up and fucked a toaster...

Bob: That means you're toastersexual!
by ifucktoasters.com September 7, 2012
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mostest with the toastest

A phrase used to mock oneself, or to express sarcasm in a situation that is normally serious.
Man #1: "I am SO hungry!

Man #2: "No way! I'm the mostest with the toastest!"

Man#1: "Hah! by his use of sarcasm, I can tell that in reality, I am hungrier!"
by Mr. Squrimy June 18, 2009
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post toasties

Feeling of warmth or high temperature after taking certain sedatives (sleep drugs)
Guy1: (after waking up from a dose of propofal) oh man, I was out like a light
Guy2: do you have the post toasties?
by Box-in-the-jack January 17, 2018
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