pepsi

an addictive drug, made by the colombian mafia in 1969

jeff: bruh im so hooked on pepsi
dave: who are you, its 2 AM, please leave my house

by Yes'd September 20, 2019

Pepsi

When you say you're getting a beverage but really you alt + f4 everything including your pc

Aaron: I'm gonna get a pepsi *alt f4s everything*
Other people: oh for fuck sake he's gone for a pepsi
Aaron: *types "Fuck sake my pc is hot shit"*

by DF NERFS DID DIDDLY SQUAT January 17, 2019

pepsi

Code word frequently used by high school students to mean cocaine. (Pepsi = coke = cocaine). Frequently used over telephone and instant messenger-type conversations.

"Yeah, Max is getting me more pepsi for the weekend...should I try to hook you up?"

by David August 8, 2004

Pepsi

Quebec, Canada, slang for French-Canadian. Based on Pepsi's early marketing as a cheap substitute for Coke. Early jingle: "Pepsi-Cola hits the spot/Twelve full ounces, that's a lot (Coke had 7 ounces)/Twice as much for a nickel, too/Pepsi-Cola is the drink for you". The slur was that French-Canadians were also cheap imitations.

"These two Pepsis go into a bar..."

by Barry March 31, 2005

Pepsi

Coke's bitch.

Pepsi is Coke's bitch.

by Wowzies. October 11, 2008

pepsi

Derogatory term for low class French-Canadians. (based on the preferance and quantity of pepsi consumed)

*girl 1: hey that guy is hot
*guy: Allo-bonjour sexy madame
*girl 2: naw, just a pepsi

by Ana April 25, 2004

pepsi

a crappy version of coke,

also it has a terrible after taste,

person 1:"can i have a coke"

person 2:"sorry, we only have pepsi.is that ok?"

person 1:"i dont know, is monopoly money okay?"

by amkv123 February 21, 2010