Here's a Pepsi. 

The art of delivering another human being a Pepsi-cola in order to banish all wrongdoing and racism which may have been previously established. (This act is generally performed towards a member of the police force)

*Kylie Jenner ditched a photo shoot to join a vague protest in the streets of Bangkok, Thailand, where she presented a police officer with a can of Pepsi, eliciting a smile from him and subsequently cheers from the protesters.* (Here's a Pepsi.) The Pepsi is seen as a peace offering.

Here's a Pepsi. by JackSpedicey April 15, 2017

Brooklyn Taylor Coca-Cola Pepsi Sherlock Loki Thomas Holmes Nanette de Douglestrauff Anderson Cockroach 

Brooklyn’s full name. Brooklyn is a kind and loyal person, and you would be lucky to be a friend of this Russian spy. But here’s a tip; steal her sunglasses. A way to bond for life.

Brooklyn Taylor Coca-Cola Pepsi Sherlock loki Thomas Holmes Nanette de Douglestrauff Anderson Cockroach is a Russian spy’s full name.

Brooklyn Taylor Coca-Cola Pepsi Sherlock Loki Thomas Holmes Nanette de Douglestrauff Anderson Cockroach by STWEAM cult member July 9, 2018

Pepsi Sloot 

–noun extremely Informal .

1. a coke whore with no class* who has been put on internet blast

*Some may argue that coke whores already have no class, but those same people have never seen Michelle Pfeiffer in Scarface.

Did you see that coke whore Trinity? She made put on blast dot com? such a pepsi sloot

Pepsi Sloot by My definition is THIS! July 29, 2011

Pepsi-Slut 

When somebody's addicted to the sugary soda known as Pepsi

Shaun is drinking a lot of Pepsi today. He sure is a Pepsi-Slut.

Pepsi-Slut by Etnom November 24, 2016

Slap a pepsi sticker on the bitch 

Verb. When a part of a woman's anatomy is so large, advertising can be placed on said area.

Dayum, you see her forehead? You could slap a pepsi sticker on the bitch.

Slap a pepsi sticker on the bitch by MaxMMM September 25, 2009

pepsi syndrome

when you spill an entire can of Pepsi directly in between the G and H keys of a keyboard because it's 5 AM and you're still coding.

Mr. Franke: I once lost two keyboards to Pepsi syndrome in the same night.

pepsi syndrome by EssVeeEll November 25, 2013

Pepsi-Sponsored Melancholy 

PSM, for short. A phrase used to desrcibe people, places, and sellouts who fake an expression of sorrow for personal gain. For example, a widow may use her husband's death as a way of getting attention for herself. Or a politician may use a national tragedy for personal gain.

Another example would be somebody who adopts a "goth" lifestyle, with a pretense at melancholy, in order to make their dull life seem more interesting. Little do they know, their life is interesting enough without all the pretense, if only they would believe in themselves.

All in all, a useful phrase for describing a variety of high-profile whiners.

Make sure the cameras catch my Pepsi-Sponsored Melancholy. Wouldn't want them to find out I'm just a no-good heartless bastard.

Pepsi-Sponsored Melancholy by The artist formerly unknown as Chi May 2, 2007