tmw

touch my wang. most often used after nights without any 'action,' likely used in IRC channels, and directed toward fellow channel-goers. this acronym can have disasterous effects as it can rouse the homo-hater in many. can also be used in response to aboslutely anything.

sally: OMG TEH O.C. ROX!!1
jimmy: stfu tmw plz

by homie February 17, 2005

TMW

that moment when

I hate TMW I have cereal but no milk

by pat November 13, 2014

TMW

The internet shortening "TMW" stands for That Moment When, and has multiple definitions. For example, Too Much Work, Tomorrow, etc.

tmw you realize you left the sink running
tmw you forgot your keys to your house at work

by Jaunt Ron October 3, 2015

TMW

Tits move wildly

Eddie: wowie the tmw
nathan: no thats just bacon stop it

by gazorp June 11, 2018

TMW

Instead of "tl;dr" meaning, "too long; didn't read" showcase how lazy you really are by saying TMW, as in, "too many words."

Hey I was wondering if anyone could give me some advice to the following situation that happened to me:

Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah.

1st commenter: tl;dr
2nd commenter: tmw

(I think the 2nd commenter wins as far as too many letters go)

by Da Quizzler October 22, 2011

TMW

Too Much Woman: Similar to TMI, but in this case the woman provides more sexual, intellectual, psychological, or recreational stimulation than a man can handle. Typical men will have a hard time acknowledging TMW, but the W knows very well when it applies.

Man: That was quite an orgasm. It's never happened before like that.

Woman: Really? I guess I may be TMW for you.

by ding dong annette December 2, 2010

TMW

Too much work. Most often used to describe high-maintenance women, or gold diggers.

dude 1: What happened with you and that hot blonde you were dating?
dude 2: We had to break it off... she wanted me to buy her a car, a diamond ring, and take her to Paris... TMW.

by RockkkChickkk February 19, 2008