touch my wang. most often used after nights without any 'action,' likely used in IRC channels, and directed toward fellow channel-goers. this acronym can have disasterous effects as it can rouse the homo-hater in many. can also be used in response to aboslutely anything.
by homie February 18, 2005
The internet shortening "TMW" stands for That Moment When, and has multiple definitions. For example, Too Much Work, Tomorrow, etc.
by Jaunt Ron August 23, 2015
by gazorp May 29, 2018
Instead of "tl;dr" meaning, "too long; didn't read" showcase how lazy you really are by saying TMW, as in, "too many words."
Hey I was wondering if anyone could give me some advice to the following situation that happened to me:
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1st commenter: tl;dr
2nd commenter: tmw
(I think the 2nd commenter wins as far as too many letters go)
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1st commenter: tl;dr
2nd commenter: tmw
(I think the 2nd commenter wins as far as too many letters go)
by Da Quizzler October 22, 2011
Too Much Woman: Similar to TMI, but in this case the woman provides more sexual, intellectual, psychological, or recreational stimulation than a man can handle. Typical men will have a hard time acknowledging TMW, but the W knows very well when it applies.
Man: That was quite an orgasm. It's never happened before like that.
Woman: Really? I guess I may be TMW for you.
Woman: Really? I guess I may be TMW for you.
by ding dong annette December 02, 2010
dude 1: What happened with you and that hot blonde you were dating?
dude 2: We had to break it off... she wanted me to buy her a car, a diamond ring, and take her to Paris... TMW.
dude 2: We had to break it off... she wanted me to buy her a car, a diamond ring, and take her to Paris... TMW.
by RockkkChickkk February 19, 2008