TLD

Tight Like Dakota
Something that is tight meaning cool, or good. The thing is awesome so it is TLD {Tight Like Dakota).

That song is so awesome, it's TLD.

by The Freak of Texas May 3, 2006

TLD

Tubby's Li'l Diner...

Lamer1: Let's eat at TLD..
Lamer2: yes
Lamer1: Do you like TLD?
Lamer2: yes

by The Undersigned (KREJLER!!!!1) September 23, 2003

TLD-TSLM

TLD-TSLM:
(an acceptable variance can also be written unhyphenated as TLDTSLM)

Acronym meaning - Treat'em Like Dirt, They Stick Like Mud.

This refers to the concept that if you treat a woman poorly, they become clingy.

GUY 1: Dude, I've been ignoring her calls all week, but she just keeps on calling and sending pathetic text messages begging to see me.

GUY 2: You know what they say, "TLD-TSLM."

by DL & CP for UD October 10, 2014

TLD

Either “Team Little Dick” or “Team Long Dick.” Depends on the weather, and or the energy. Never used in condescending way. One Team, One Vibe. President is Daquan May

TLD: “Bruh it’s -10 degrees out here. “Team Little Dick” today.” “Bruh I woke up feeling great. “Team Long dick” all day!”

by D.TE.M October 10, 2020

nvr tld

a blunt way of describing you were “never told” something.

i didn’t know, they nvr tld me.

by notnotusername January 26, 2024

nvr tld

a blunt way to briefly described you were not told something.

“She nvr tld me she was leaving.”

by notnotusername January 23, 2024