titting arsemonkeys

The art of expressing the upmost rage or anger

*Stubs his toe* 'Titting arsemonkeys! My toe'

by sue dinem1 March 16, 2015

Ass-titting

The process of touching anothers ass with your lady parts.

“I got ass-titted so hard yesterday!”
“Wow you sure like people ass-titting you.”

by kkvantas June 7, 2014

Free-titting

The act of going around without wearing a bra.

I don’t want to wear my bra to the store. I think I’ll Go free-titting!

by Suzyq46 August 21, 2019

are you titting me

when you run out of funny shit to say when something happens, so you just say this

mark: dude, stacey just fucked your cousin!
chad: are you TITTING me?!?
mark: heh never heard that before lol nice

by LonnieLmao January 24, 2018

Twitxting

Twitxting is an amalgamation of 'texting' and 'wit' and is reserved for particularly clever dialogue, usually involving flirting with the opposite gender via SMS text.

The second "T" is silent. Pronounced "twicks-ting".

That was high quality twitxting when you were talking to that girl from last week. That should have been a stand-up comedy routine!

by UncleBarney December 8, 2010

Titting Around

Women's version of dicking around.

"All these bitches keep titting around"

by sweeeeeeeeeeetshawtie August 4, 2014

titsting

Texting a picture of breasts.

Becky's been titsting me lately. Her boobs are lopsided.

by Johnathan Cock May 5, 2014