titwanker

One who enjoys shagging the jubblies.

Spunk up the face, you titwanker!

by Anonymous August 15, 2003

titway

the correct term used to measure the weight of titties

john: so jess, how about that titway?
Jess: whats a titway?
john: (gropes jess) about 1 kilo.

by jetstar July 23, 2012

Tipwad

Acronym for "totally incompetent (or idiotic) person with advanced degree." A good name for someone who's your supervisor thanks to education rather than ability.

"They put that guy in charge of the department!? He couldn't find his own ass with both hands!"
"Yeah, but he has an MBA."
"I know, can you believe it? What a tipwad!"

by slackzilla July 27, 2012

titwank

The mans entirely unselfish act of thrusting between a generous pair of bristols for sexual gratification. Usual result is referred to as a Pearl Necklace.

Phwoaar! She's got a shirtfull. I couldn't half fancy a titwank in those.

by titwanker April 10, 2003

Norfuck titwank

A Norfuck titwank is where the male rubs his man tits up and down on a female while singing my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

example: ''norfuck titwank'' - your dad dancing violently up and down your little sister whilst singing 'my milskahe brings all the boys to the yard' and squeezing both his breast towards each other in an erotic motion.

by John charles blair February 9, 2009

titwank

enjoyable sexual practice which often results in the male gifting his female partner with a 'pearl necklace'(q.v.)

Christ, she's got a shirtfull. I could fancy a good titwank between them.

by Anonymous March 18, 2003

titwaist

someone whos boobs are really saggy possibly someone old or someone clinicaly obese

'omg did u just see that titwaist!?'
'how saggy where her boobs? what a titwaist'

by sogetapita March 17, 2006