Titswing

An occurance that happens to mainly older,obese or big titted people,usually when jumping,running or even when just moving and shifting their own weight.

"Jesus,check out the TITSWING on that fucken mammoth,or,"omg did you just see that poor biatch's titswing?" that almost ripped her fucken chest off"!!

by travesty44 November 15, 2009

oh my titting lord

Something you say when you're utterly surprised or when something unexpected come up. It is the best phrase when you can't believe something just happened or when there are no other words to describe something.

Oh my titting lord, why did you sleep with that chick last night?

by Tits2622 December 17, 2009

titting arsemonkeys

The art of expressing the upmost rage or anger

*Stubs his toe* 'Titting arsemonkeys! My toe'

by sue dinem1 March 16, 2015

Titsing

Kind of like "pantsing" but with a shirt on a person with breasts. Preferably big firm female's tits. Works best with females in a spaghetti strap "wife beater" type shirt on.

I wanted to look at her huge breasts so I gave her titsing.

by maw77712 October 13, 2022

Ass-titting

The process of touching anothers ass with your lady parts.

“I got ass-titted so hard yesterday!”
“Wow you sure like people ass-titting you.”

by kkvantas June 7, 2014

Free-titting

The act of going around without wearing a bra.

I don’t want to wear my bra to the store. I think I’ll Go free-titting!

by Suzyq46 August 21, 2019

are you titting me

when you run out of funny shit to say when something happens, so you just say this

mark: dude, stacey just fucked your cousin!
chad: are you TITTING me?!?
mark: heh never heard that before lol nice

by LonnieLmao January 24, 2018