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titsmas

The celebratory act of going to strip club with your buddies on Christmas eve. This is a great way to unwind from the stress filled days of the season and get away from obnoxious family members. Everyone knows that Christmas morning is best when hungover and covered in stripper glitter, just like Santa Clause intended.
Will: When you getting in town bro?
Evan: 24th, natch
Will: Then it's on, Titsmas at the Jaguar this year?
Evan: I already got the check from grandma cashed into ones>:)
by tokyotapes December 22, 2009
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Titsiana Boobarini

I woman with large boobs, breasts, or breasticles who is fond to wearing tight stripper clothes and is prone to be pounded in her snizz by many a bloke
Example One: "Fuck man, look at Titsiana Boobarini making her way down town."

Example Two: "Hey I saw you go on home with Titsiana Boobarini the other night."
by Bikki-Fishcube December 19, 2008
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Gillianos titsmanship

When a female guzzles your mouth with her D-cup + tits
Dam I need that gillianos titsmanship again
by Jaguar Charlie August 31, 2020
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titsmashing the bollywock

Being incredibly excited about something. Figuratively, you are excited in such a manner that you would whip out your penis/boobs and smash them against whatever physical thing it was that you were exited about.
Person A: "Look at this shirt."
Person B: "THAT SHIRT IS AMAZING!" *begins to slap genitals on shirt*
Person A: "I too, am titsmashing the bollywock over this shirt."
by wadecore May 16, 2013
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titman

a "titman" is anyone hailing from the Pittsburgh area who attempts to use the word "tits" in all of his sentences. A "titman" judges things based on a tit scale and was born with a physical deformity.
Randy: Yo man I just took down the bad beat jackpot!

Titman: OOOOOOOO TIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Baker Rawlings February 2, 2006
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Titsand

No, I don't need help, it's only Titsand
by Thunderball2397 January 12, 2018
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tismanar

gipsy baiat frumos gabor gipsan proxenet. o rasa de rom corcitura cu roman(prieten camatar cu iliescu)
you are a tismanar
you are a handsome boy half gipsy half roman.

be a tismanar!
by rona virus November 28, 2021
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