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titless wave

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A yeoman in the US Navy, that is a male enlisted sailor, who does clerical work and other office chores usually associated with female tasks.
Go see Ralph the titless wave and he’ll type the papers for you.
by Tony Duhamel January 5, 2006
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jehovah's twitness

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a door darkener who wants to spread the dubious good news about Jehovah, but doesn't have enough mental processing power to sustain an argument about it.
I just had a jehovah's twitness at the door - he was thick as pig shit and twice as smelly so I slammed the door on him.
by mockschmock December 15, 2006
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A female with no rack.
Wow Dylan, Anna is so titless
by Male Parts September 5, 2016
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An undesirable ugly old woman with no tits. Also has a loose clown's pocket pussy who gave her husband a heart attack with from lack of pleasure.
Mary Kishbaugh is titless.
by boboe3 October 30, 2008
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titless teller

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A cash despensing machine located at a gas station, bank, or grocery store.
Hey dude, meet me at the scumbys store. I'll get ya' the forty bucks I owe ya' from the titless teller.

That bank has a bunch of earth pigs working there so I just go to the titless teller to get my cabbage.
by Maurice-Festus McGuinty December 31, 2011
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twitness

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Someone present during a crime who is too stupid or unaware to be a reliable reporter of what he saw.
Ripping off a loony-bin is easier than at most other business-establishments because a lot of those present would just be twitnesses.
by QuacksO September 19, 2020
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Tiltness

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The level of tilt someone is experiencing
Yo Daryl cool it, your tiltness is over 9000!
by TaylorMadeJackson March 30, 2021
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