Flat tire Sitch

When a chick finally gets dick but he only lasts 30 seconds

Eric finally put out but it was a flat tire Sitch.

by Alaskagirl May 23, 2015

Dominican Tire Shop

A shithole of a business in a deplorable, undesirable, shithole of a Spanish minority neighborhood that specializes in used tire flat fix repairs with a unqualified clueless staff of barely legal employees that do not pay taxes because they did not know they would have to. Often trashing the local neighborhood and only speak English when you have to pay for services rendered. But well known for their world renowned free air pump.

Jose was the proud owner of the Dominican Tire Shop that had no clue what they were doing.

Thank god for the free air pump at the Dominican Tire Shop.

by Mr Magoe May 16, 2019

tire shredder

A vehicle that requires the frequent replacement of its performance tires

Zero to sixty in ten seconds in my tire shredder

by HarmlessGirl March 6, 2015

Crappy Tire special

The house brand products from Canadian Tire
Also see Crappy Tire

I have a headlight out, but I can’t afford a high quality one, so I’ll just replace it with a crappy tire special one.

by ConfederateChev November 23, 2018

Polish Tire Shine

While fucking doggy-style, spit on her asshole, pull out and smear it with your cock.

Nothing turns your mom on quite like a Polish Tire Shine.

by Zombie_Bonfire November 11, 2009

tire swing

The tendency of the media to be enamored with John McCain. Being "on the tire swing" is often used on blogs as a shorthand for being in the tank for McCain. It originated from a reader of Talking Points Memo and refers to an overly chummy gathering of media people at McCain's ranch. See: http://talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/209567.php

I wouldn't expect much from the interview McCain interview with XYZ, he's on the tire swing.

by Glerg McSpinglesonshire January 20, 2009

tire switching

Rotating one's tires. A phrase that is much clearer in intent than the original.

"I gotta switch my tires so that they get equal wear over the long run. Then I'm going to rotate them as I drive down the highway."

"I hate tire switching, but it's a good way to save on car upkeep."

by g0dforsaken December 9, 2009