tinder

The easiest way to get a quick root, with minimal interaction and no communication after coitus.

Rob: What was the name of the tinder girl you just rooted?
Peter: I have no fucking clue.

by nfhisdkdh May 27, 2014

Tinder

An app for the perpetually single pool of people that are either undatable, crazy, fat, ugly, promiscuous, or any of the other usual types that frequent online dating. Typically if they're on Tinder...there's a reason they're on there...because either anyone who knows them in real life knows they're a train wreck or isn't standing 6 inches away from them and can see how fat they actually are. A truly 21st century way to meet some of the well known sluts and derelicts in your area that everyone else knows to stay far away from.

Tom: How was your date with that girl you met on Tinder?
Fred: Alright…she insisted I meet her parents after the date but at least I got a blow job.

Stacy: So what was that guy you met on Tinder like?
Caroline: Not bad, until I went on his FB and found out he had a girlfriend.

Todd: Yo..you bang that Tinder skank...?
Chris: Yeah...it burns when I pee now...

by CapnToadie February 13, 2015

Tinder

Basically an app where most of the guys looking to find a relationship can’t because 90% of the women are looking for sugar daddies or money handouts. If a man doesn’t cough up money the women get mad and ignore.

Hey man should I download Tinder if I want to find an unmaterialistoic girl? Answer: NO!

by TheRealProblem718 October 30, 2019

tinder

A way for an average girl to have sex with a guy way out of her league.

How did Kelly score her boyfriend, was it tinder?
Nah, she doesn't need tinder, she gets hit on everywhere she goes. She met Jason on set when she was modeling.

by Mustardeer June 18, 2018

Tinder

A dating application where men DM girls to sit on their faces. Most men on the app are 13 year old horny virgins that play Fortnite and steal their moms credit cards for the Vbuck. Girls tend to stray away from this app from the men instantly hitting on them and asking for sex. Just hell.

"There were like 36 guys DMing me on Tinder last night!"

by D4C November 13, 2018

Tinder

A word used to describe a very good thing. Often used to compliment others.

Man1- "you like my new shoes"

Man2-" yeh man they're well tinder"

by IIIII||I|||I||IIIII August 29, 2017

Tinder

An app who can be played in many different ways... you choose.

If Mr. Right is in Tinder... do you think he will find Mrs. Right?

by Ayuryari November 25, 2021