1 definition by CapnToadie
An app for the perpetually single pool of people that are either undatable, crazy, fat, ugly, promiscuous, or any of the other usual types that frequent online dating. Typically if they're on Tinder...there's a reason they're on there...because either anyone who knows them in real life knows they're a train wreck or isn't standing 6 inches away from them and can see how fat they actually are. A truly 21st century way to meet some of the well known sluts and derelicts in your area that everyone else knows to stay far away from.
Tom: How was your date with that girl you met on Tinder?
Fred: Alright…she insisted I meet her parents after the date but at least I got a blow job.
Stacy: So what was that guy you met on Tinder like?
Caroline: Not bad, until I went on his FB and found out he had a girlfriend.
Todd: Yo..you bang that Tinder skank...?
Chris: Yeah...it burns when I pee now...
Fred: Alright…she insisted I meet her parents after the date but at least I got a blow job.
Stacy: So what was that guy you met on Tinder like?
Caroline: Not bad, until I went on his FB and found out he had a girlfriend.
Todd: Yo..you bang that Tinder skank...?
Chris: Yeah...it burns when I pee now...
by CapnToadie February 13, 2015