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Mermaid Tampons

A slang term for Fish Sticks, alluding to the fact that they resemble Tampons and are made of fish. Something you might find in a Mermaids purse when she is menstruating.
"We drank 2 cases of beer and ate way too many Mermaid Tampons last night.".

"Jane likes her Mermaid Tampons with Tartar sauce, Bob likes his with ketchup...because Bob is a sick bastard...".

"Make sure you flip your Mermaid Tampons in the oven - or they may not cook well and give you the ass worms!".
by Mr.Ages September 14, 2010
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Timmons

A ninja who likes baking pumpkin cookies and long walks on the beach.
Can be invisible.
Yu should've tried Timmons's cookies, she is a ninja
by mandmt November 9, 2009
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TamponSexual

a female whomst recieves pleasure during a tampon change.
omg amber. you actually fucked yourself with a tampon. "yes callum i did >w<"
wow. your tamponsexual
by Mullac James July 19, 2018
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Minion tampons

A minion tampon. Popular for Kylee Henke's Zoobe video.
"Is this a joke? Minion tampons? Fucking minion tampons?! Because yeah, you're having your period. You're bleeding against your will. So why don't you shove a fucking minion up your vagina? I mean, what's next? Minion dildos? Why would anyone want to shove a minion into their vagina?! I swear to god this better be a fucking joke."
by l0verB0y? July 24, 2022
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smoking tampons

A fucking amazing thing to do that will both get you high and make you incredibly fucking badass. Awesome dudes like to smoke tampons because of the high amounts of THC, nicotine and 4-methylmethcathinone.

Smoking tampons is highly illegal, super extreme and not for lame-os. If you don't smoke tampons, you smoke dicks.
Lame-o: Whoa, look at that guy smoking tampons, what a cool dude.

Dudebro: WHOA, THAT RAD MAN IS SMOKING TAMPONS THROUGH HIS NOSE!

Faggot: I do not smoke tampons, therefore I am a faggot.
by WP88 April 2, 2010
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Tampons

A derogatory term for a member of the National Guard or Reserves.
It must be that time of the month, because the tampons are here for drill again.
by Yomommasbae March 1, 2019
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Timmonsville

A place in South Carolina where all the sexy ass people live
"DAMNNNNNN, that girl is from Timmonsville ain't she????"
by ashleylynn June 13, 2008
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