Timo

Timo, commenly known as a sexy male with a massive penis and huge balls that all the chicks want to taste his sasauge. Timo(Tim)

girl1: mmmm, i tasted timo's sausage last night.
girl2: how was it.
girl1: i didnt get to the end it was that huge!

by John Patason May 17, 2008

Timo

The guy everyone wants to bang. TIMO! short for timothy. all hail timo!

girl1: hey, did you see Timo? he looks especially hot today.
girl2: hell yea, i wanna bang him. *girls go and bang Timo*

by jolie February 23, 2005

TimoLily

Two elements that, when combined, make up the very essence of true love. When water is added, properties of silliness are displayed, and side affects are childish behavior lasting for up to hours at a time in each interval. When the two element are separated Sightings of a TimoLily in its rawest form are quite uncommon. It is often said to be the envy of all which surrounds it.

John and Jane wish they were Timolily

by Timolily January 16, 2008

Timofey Mosgov

A monster rebounder that can shoot from anywhere on the court. He blocks the shit out of everyone and then says "get that weak stuff outta here". He is the only player in nba history to have 125 points, 439 rebounds, 0 assists, 286 steals, and 1574852 blocks in one game.

Person 1: Yo nice game today you looked like a Timofey Mosgov out there
Person 2: Don't compare me to god
Person 1: True
Person 3: ruff ruff, I'm a dog

by SyrkinationLover123 November 3, 2016

Timo Jileec

It's a term that describes Indians and Asians. It translates to ''Soft Hair''

Yoo bro dem Indian/Bengali Timo jileecs don't know what they be saying

by 21bakingsoda September 4, 2020

Timon

At first Timon only sounds like a name but the word is far more than that. Timon also is commonly used to say someone is capable of doing more than they think, or that something was very unexpected (in a good way).

Duuude did he just timoned him.

This Nigga a real Timon.
No way he just timoned that.

by daddygasm March 23, 2020

Timofey

Timofey is a strong, manly, cute guy who gets all the girls wet. If a girl has a crush on Timofey, she's definitely on a good track. Timofeys are funny and if you are on a party with a Timofey that party is surely going to be the BEST!
Timofey are just GREAT in bed because of their HUGE penis!

Jessica: Last night I had sex with Timofey!
Emily: OMFG!!! HOW WAS IT???
Jessica: It was sooo GREAT, he fucked the whole night long, he made me squirt all over the place!
Emily: Ooh god I wish I could fuck with Timofey...

by NotYourBusiness69 August 15, 2018