Ticondy

Def. A: A shorter name for a Ticonderoga Pencil, the best pencil in the world.

~or~

Def. B: A long and hard cock.

Ex. A: Yo dude pass me a Ticondy.

Ex. B: Girl, He had such a Ticondy for me last night during the movie, I was like "fureal?"

by MiniSoup October 24, 2009

Ticonderoga Two-Touch

(n) An aggressive maneuver, when one "drops" a pencil (preferably a Ticonderoga #2), begins to bend down to pick it up, but then double taps the nutsack of someone else with a quick one-two combination of slaps.

Mike enjoys the Old Kennedy Cock Punch, but I myself prefer the Ticonderoga Two-Touch.

by Ray Kinsella April 13, 2011

Timon

A really really kind an loyal person. Timon's are always here for you when you need them they always try to help you and cheer you up even if they're bad in it. They don't really believe in their selves but they are actually really smart talented and creative. Timon's have a poker face you don't know what's going on in their mind. They think a lot and they learn really fast. A Timon is a great friend and you can really trust a Timon he will always listen to you.

Get yourself a Timon you will be really happy with a Timon!

by CaramelMacchiato January 9, 2019

Tomonday

when, on a Friday, a teacher or boss starts to say "tomorrow", but realizes that tomorrow is Saturday and nobody will be around to do anything, and so changes halfway through the word to say Monday.

Teacher: "Class, don't forget that your field trip money is due Tomonday."

by sarahshifra May 3, 2009

Timonster

a fish who likes to say lmao a lot

-define Timonster

by Timonster March 22, 2021

Timonium

Timonium is a place bombarded with private schools and public schools(that may as well be private). If ya wanna go out to eat, head to Padonia Station cuz they serve the best wings around! Panera or McDonalds are the perfect meeting spots before the big parties. And no, these are not any ordinary parties...gigantic homes are packed with kids from Loyola, St.Pauls, Maryvale, NDP, and Dulaney. No, we don't go for the cheap beer, we drink coctails and Corona. Collars popped are a must and Lacrosse games are a major attraction. If ya gotta work, SnOasis or Jay's Shaved ice are the places to go. Hott girls and Hott guys can be found while you're cruising up and down York Road in your lifted red jeep, beamer, or land rover.

Guy: Timonium, where's that?
Girl: That's where I'm from...
Guy: Well that must be one hell of a place

by jim April 24, 2005

timon and pumba

The perfect gay lovers. One of them is super into it (pumba) and loud about the relationship whist the other (the one with perfect posture obvi (timon)) publicly hates the other but secretly loves them.

"Look at that loud fat lard and that skinny guy rolling his eyes.... Total timon and pumba situation"
"You sure?"
"Oh yeah... Look at the skinny ones posture, flawless"
"Oh nards man, you right"

by THE Lion Queer™ 💁 November 5, 2017