cod timing

When you look in a direction then look away for a brief second only to be be shot where you originally were aiming.

Tom- “man this is such crap, I turned my head for like a second”
Dan-“COD timing bro”

by j BiLLiGaN October 9, 2020

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outta timing

a highly inappropriate or unexpected action or comment by someone. Usually leads to a moment of silence, awkwardness or WTF-ness.

But what the ass, why is she telling me about sex with her ex-boyfriend on our first date? Rel outta timing talk dan.

by Trinilingo August 23, 2011

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Two Timing Whore

Specifically referring to the female cheating with other men at the same time she claims commitment to another.

That two timing whore was fucking her X old man while we were together.

by tim October 30, 2007

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BAD TIMING B.T

bad timing is saying men general fuckry such as but not limited aggressive rude disrespectful unhealthy behaviors and sexual displays (ie cat calling flirting etc)

"yo raj tmrw we finna be on straight BAD TIMING B.T" "aight bet"

by BT 24/7 September 6, 2022

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Siege Timing

Holding an angle for 2 minutes expecting someone to come out, and then since nobody is coming you look away. The moment you look away, an enemy peeks that exact angle and kills you.

Rook: DUDE WHAT THE HELL I HELD THAT ANGLE FOR 2 MINUTES AND THEN THE MOMENT I LOOK AWAY I DIE?!

Doc: Typical siege Timing

by P_filippo April 17, 2022

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This is a military term related to ensuring the bolt and head space for the M2 .50 caliber machine gun are in alignment. This must be done correctly, or the weapon can explode during operation. It also means a person who's screwed something up because they failed to check what they were doing before they did it.

Lieutenant Smedlap blamed his mistakes on his platoon sergeant, but it was actually his fault.

"LT Smedlap blamed his sergeant, but it was really a head space and timing problem"

by Soldier online October 23, 2009

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(number here)-timing

A condition where one person is cheating on somebody with a variable number of people. If it's two people, two-timing, if it's five people, five-timing, and so on. Anime characters have an unfortunate tendency to do this, especially males.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear? Apparently, Johhny's two-timing on his girlfriend.
Guy 2: Better than that guy in anime. That guy's 16-timing, and that's not including the 2 girls in the past. (number here)-timing

by EatKimchi July 9, 2017

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